Buck

[buckdefender]

Ravi: What were you thinking?!??

Graham: You told me not to think!!

[buckdefender]

I'm now going to do Ravi and cart guy 🤣🤣

[buckdefender]

Bobby: Please try not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Buck: We won't.

Ravi: We're not children.

*Bobby leaves*

Ravi: Eat shit and die.

Buck: Fuck you.

(I know Bobby is gone, but I'm choosing to ignore it at the moment and post these)

[buckdefender]

Eddie, sweating: Buck, there's something I need to ask you..

Buck: You're proposing!

Eddie: What? How did you know?

Buck: Eddie, you dropped the ring five times today. I even picked it up once.

[buckdefender]

Ravi: Thank Hen for coming to support me..

Hen: Of course, Ravi.

Ravi: And thank you Buck for coming even though I told you more than once not to.

Buck: You're most certainly welcome.

[buckdefender]

Buck: What are we gonna do?!

Ravi: Blame you.

[buckdefender]

Ravi: I want to be more like Buck.

Hen: That's called 'acquiring depression'.

[buckdefender]

Ravi, walking in: Heyyy, you know how you said you'll love me no matter what?

Bobby, sighing: What did you do now? Did you hang around Buck too much again? I told you to stop doing that.

Buck, in the distance: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!

[buckdefender]

Buck: What goes up but never goes down?

Ravi: I don't know.

Buck: Come on, guess.

Ravi: Fine. The amount of stress you bring to this team..

Buck: ....

Buck: Well damn.

[buckdefender]

Eddie: Stay in the car, Buck.

Buck: Have you met me? Staying in the car isn't my thing.

Eddie: And getting in trouble is?

Buck: Pretty much.

[buckdefender]

Buck: Ravi has a point.

Ravi: Don't agree with me. It makes me uncomfortable.

[buckdefender]

Bobby: Eddie, will you do me the honor of becoming my son-in-law?

Buck: Did you just propose to Eddie for me?

Bobby: Somebody had to!

[buckdefender]

Chimney: How do you type so fast??

Ravi: Anxiety.

[buckdefender]

Bobby: Buck, how many scars do you have?

Buck: I'm not sure. I don't keep track.

Eddie: Thirty.

Bobby: ....

Buck: ....

[buckdefender]

Buck: My crush isn't picking up on my hints.

Athena: What hints have you given them?

Buck: Well, I think about then a lot

Buck: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

[buckdefender]

Chimney: How the hell did you break your leg??

Ravi: Do you see those porch stairs?

Chimney: Yes, why?

Ravi: I didn't.

[buckdefender]

Eddie: You look tired.

Ravi: If one more person tells me I look tired, they're gonna look like they got punched in the face.

Eddie: Understandable. Have a good day.