tbh "Didn't Theseus have this whole metaphor on boats and planks and all?" "Right, but, and hear me out on this: Theseus is a little bitch." top ten best dialogues I've ever written.
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tbh "Didn't Theseus have this whole metaphor on boats and planks and all?" "Right, but, and hear me out on this: Theseus is a little bitch." top ten best dialogues I've ever written.
99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?
bending laws of physics is easy for us
Audio please 🔉
this video is extremely high-tier comedy
*To be continued*
a warning
we have Ten Days
New pants
Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.
G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S
I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.
I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.
how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that
hey i really think y’all should watch this
Reminder to you, friend.
My life.
Yall’s hair must be greasy as fuck.
you must be bald
First of all if your an aphobe i dont want your'e shitty opinion on my blog
i fucking love this post
Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑
To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.
We should all plant flowers 💖
HELLO 911?
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
if disney guys had blogs
*sPITS OUT DRINK* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
These are all perfect and amazing
THE ANON QUESTION ON KRISTOFF’S THOUGH
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
LmfAO ALADDIN IS A FUCKBOY
Frisbee eating an algae tab then remembering she’s a carnivore
For the love of god please tell Frisbee I love her
they’re known for eating insects. insects aren’t plants