Idk what I'm doing and it's your problem now

they/it/neos, adult, incoherent and inconsistent

[bugbear-y]

if I follow you and you're checking if I'm a bot, I promise I'm not I'm just super erratic interactic with like,,, anything

I'm also an adult for those who are uncomfortable with ageless blogs/minors interacting with them

[milsandmoors]

Pinterest has this new feature where it'll try and make you "shop the look" (which ew stop with the disgusting consumerism on the fun pictures app) but ANYWAY this one specifically made me crack up:

Shop the look.

[smallbottleofhand-sanitizer]

for all my goes wrong show girlies

[imtoolazytoo]

And now, the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society as things you should never say to someone who’s just come out

[blistering-typhoons]

pri-pri-prithee? where be my MAN-PENIS?? TIS VANISH-ED! the SPIRRITS must have FROWNED UPON IT! WHAT are THESE? i must go consult the priest...before any more of me is...released.

[nodudeshutup]

i wish more people knew about the goes wrong show. there's bad timing. inconvenient set design. battling egos between actors. people being cast woefully against type. one actress is always looking at the camera for some reason. one guy can never open containers and another guy can never open doors. the look of utter defeat on an actor's face when they realize what they're going to have to do to continue the scene. a christmas episode where santa gets drunk and belligerent. good actors playing bad actors playing characters. what could be more perfect?

[tepidtrash]

Oh nooo I really hope this animation doesn’t go wrong…

[nostalgicmermaaiid]

i raise you my most niche crossover yet

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[cellabrations]

wembley clowns having a little teehee haha moment after mutual stabbings 🥰

📸 by me

[trans-ewenmontagu]

Wow, the radfems found my post specifically tagged “transandrophobia” and “intersexism” and “transmisogyny” and “exorsexism”, almost as if they’re specifically following those tags… surely not, right?

Also, this analogy is so dumb. So many animals have claws, and whiskers, and pointed ears, and catch birds, and not all cats have these features. You’re literally proving my point.

[genderrat]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[woman-respecter]

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

[lesphian]

things dan howell is too anxious to do:

admit to the dentist that he forgot his appointment

talk to someone he went to school with (will hide in the narrow crack behind a photo booth until they’re gone)

tell a child he can’t buy an axe

things dan howell is apparently perfectly capable of

shushing people in the theater

blowing bubbles on an airplane

taking out all the batteries from his in-laws’ clocks

[narwhalsdisguised]

This is Glimmer she is elderly and little and we are best friends

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of marine biology