[rivetgoth]

Where’s the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote Bring me the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote

[rivetgoth]

1 week post 9/11

[bekianee-deactivated20260210]

Clippy just wanted to help...

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[fimbry-talks]

Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

[followthebluebell]

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.

[kleppy02]

Your cat’s name is Yardstick?

[followthebluebell]

He has three feet.

[thesafewordismac]

anyone/everyone: dee, like the rest of the characters on sunny, is a terrible human being and should not be idolized nor worshipped. she is an awful person.

me:

[danahatesyou2]

This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

the pissman is gonna get me

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

anyway boys a reminder that tomorrow nintendo will announce animal crossing for the switch

i know this, because if they don’t, i will literally cease to exist.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ok kids lets all go to bed and wake up tomorrow, refreshed, ready to be hyped over Animal Crossing for the Nintendo Switch ™

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

good morning everyone! it’s a little under two hours until Animal Crossing for the Nintendo Switch is announced!

[almost-always-eventually-right]

RIP baku (????-2018)

[diazlobos]

Nintendo please revive baku with an animal crossing direct this year.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

I RISE

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

SHE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hobgoblinhero]

Thats why its on a shirt

[kuttithevangu]

God forgot to give sins to the angels and thumbs to the goats, so that angels have more thumbs than they can handle, and goats have more sins. To this day goats and angels both adore and resent humankind for having BOTH thumbs AND a capacity to sin, in balanced and wieldy amounts. That’s a fact about the creation of the universe

[captainlordauditor]

……i can’t tell if this is shitposting or talmudic midrash

[kuttithevangu]

Surprise it’s both

[destinyrush]

some people…smh

[catchymemes]

[kittymaverick]

Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign. Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.

[ordinaryredtail]

I doubt it. One of these birds is a juvenile (the top) while the other is an adult (bottom). The juvenile would have no interest in mating.

Honestly when I see hawks doing stupid stuff 9/10 times its a harris hawk—this seriously just looks like one of those stupid hawks time. They are one of the only social raptors, so this leads to some funny things, like

Stacking

The harris hawk argument for stacking is “your back is less Pokey than a cactus so imma use it”

Not even falconers are safe…

They even hold hands

Please, what are you doing harris hawks, learn how to hawk

[gnarlygnat]

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

[endless-puppies]

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

THIS IS SO PURE. The baby is as big as their parent’s head. I’m sobbing

[rashemibabe]

Why babies always trying to eat somebody’s face 😂

[shingojira]

the director of god of war 2 and god of war 2018 really just has a tiny horse in his bed

[theamazingatheist]

Hello, Tumblr. Come at me. I’m TJ, or The Amazing Atheist, AKA everything your safe spaces don’t allow.

Watch me get anonymous hate for this… triggered?

[realest-asami-requiem]

Sir this is a McDonalds

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient