i wanna go to bed

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[montereybayaquarium]

Take a moment to drift with the jellies.

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[sil3ntm0thart]

comic practice #2, featuring my pokemon trainer oc, Dusek, and @starry-punk's trainer Ember!

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[emptyjunior]

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

[emptyjunior]

jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:

[gravitybrawls]

Who would win a fist fight?

Robbie

Wendy

Voting ended onApr 4

Submitted by @left-lateral-incisor's younger sibling

[totally-cis-offical]

The. The ratio is killing me. It makes sense. But still

[totally-cis-offical]

@sexy-people-contests-2026

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’m wheezing omg

[dynastyandtree]

Pop quiz time, tumblr

[canonkiller]

many people sharing the writing post today... hard to keep up with..... know my universal advice:

if it sucks you should still write it

if it'll be unfinished you should still write it

if you never share it you should still write it

if it's not a linear fiction adventure you should still write it

if you will have fun writing it you should write it :)

[tall]

[kermittingacrime]

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[jovialgnomejpeg]

i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

[jovialgnomejpeg]

artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)

[respectissexy]

Every time someone makes an artist's rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it's wings.

[jovialgnomejpeg]

hello everyone i saw another old man with custom dog merch today at the grocery store. new artists rendition dropped

[fyodior]

a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

sometimes the reason is this

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

reblog if you love to see that shit that was fucking crazy

[sleepnoises]

Oh my god they reverted the reblog format change on desktop just now and the # of replies on that staff post jumped from like 19k to 44k for me. What were they DOING to their poor code

[yellbug]

we should probably put the website down for a nap after all its been through today

[sleepnoises]

Everyone go run around outside while it sleeps. Recess time

[mapetitefeedeslilas]

[bunjywunjy]

I popped my head up out of the snow and people are running around screaming about a UI change. what's happening

[babblingfishes]

apparently if someone adds commentary on your post, all likes+reblog stats further down the chain go to that person rather than showing all notes as op's. i haven't seen it yet but it sounds Horrid

[bunjywunjy]

I'm going back in the snow.

[vintage-tigre]

To be loved is to be changed

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[buck1eys]

gimli loves galadriel... yes true but !!!! have you ever heard a gay man of a certain age talk about madonna