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I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

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me sitting in my la quinta inn room with my $10 million in solid gold bars

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certified iconic post

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sorry if this is weird but i just happened upon your blog and you have the same name and spelling as my birth name that i havent used in years. and what used to be something stressful for me to see made me happy this time. i'm glad someone is using it and i hope you're well <3

This isn’t weird at all! Thank you so much for leaving this message. It warmed my heart, truly. I hope you’re thriving and living your best self 💕

#ask

queerpunksrock

a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough

#me and my bf #lmao

glumshoe

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

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We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

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supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

valtsv

ditching cgi gore for practical effects isn't enough we need to bring back putting glitter in it

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choosing breeds of Christianity like do you prefer austere and minimalist antisemitism and homophobia or ornate and baroque antisemitism and homophobia, or perhaps Russian antisemitism and homophobia?

degenerate-perturbation

In love with the usage of “breeds” here like

Catholicism owners: This is an 85th generation purebred system of antisemitism and homophobia, we feed it only the finest organic grass-fed teleological proofs for the existence of God

Protestantism owners: This is Luther he likes bigotry

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

valtsv

plenty of "girl who looks cute wearing her boyfriend's clothes" content out there but not enough "guy who looks cute wearing his girlfriend's clothes" in my opinion. where's your commitment. where's your bisexuality.

#my bf looks so cute in my clothes

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Having the best time

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tumblr tuesday: alt press <3 mcr

Another week, another Tuesday. Except that this Tuesday is a treat. This Tuesday on Tumblr is brought to you by @altpress, who have kindly shared some nostalgic and some never-before-seen images of Tumblr's favorite band, My Chemical Romance.

We all know how pivotal a moment 2004 was—the birth of Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. An obsession with swooped bangs and skinny jeans. The seep of emo music and aesthetics across the world.

So, please enjoy these images from the shoot of MCR's 2004 December cover debut for Alternative Press Issue 197, photographed by Chapman Baehler. For more archival content of your favorite artists from the before times, head over to tumblr.com/altpress.

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[Transcript:

Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.

You can use ribbon you already have for wrapping present, and I measured around the item I am about to wrap leaving a little bit of room for the handle.

I taped the beginning end of the ribbon to the box and then loop back the extra ribbon to make a handle, and it should look something like this

You can wrap pretty much like you normally do as long as you make sure that the handle is exposed .

You could even tie something onto the handle for extra support

All done!

End Transcript]

Punctuation and spacing was added for readability but all the text is verbatim.