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Misplaced Lens Cap
EXPECTATIONS
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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time
A parent that welcomes you back home after things have fallen apart. A best friend whose voice alone who can make you relax. A spouse who convinces you to stay in bed an extra hour and leave the dishes for later. A stranger who sees you tired and gives up their seat on the train. Augh. The humanity of it
my jaw hit the floor
excuse the fuck out of whoever this is
the gnarliest, dirtiest shredding with that fucking casio keyboard metronome beat I can’t stand it
Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
In case anyone could use this right now.
Tits Out For Trans Day Of Visibility 💛🤍💜
nice tit!
a good-looking pair of boobies!!!
oh hey a dik dik pic
FAKE TIT ALERT
Based on the white feathering (just barely visible past the black cap), I do believe that is a coal tit and not a chickadee. Though to my understanding the two are closely related :)
nvm those tits are REAL
yall really liked my tags huh:
#obvsly all tits are real and then some #(by which i mean all tits that aspire to be tits are tits...plus some fun extras that didn't aspire at all!)
#but there's tits and then there's THE BIT
the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident
this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!
had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"
the critics are raving
Little Space: Apps
Here is a list of apps that make me feel little that I have, have played, or heard about. They are for all ages in little space. I did not group them by little age, as it varies person to person. These games may not be for everyone, but I hope this list helps! There are many coloring, cooking, dress up, and puzzle apps out there. The list would be far too long to be if any help if I included them all, but if you’re looking for more apps than this, you can go to search in specific categories in the App Store! I know this isn’t the longest list ever, but I will also be adding to it! If you have any more Apps you enjoy, feel free to add to the list!
I have an apple product, and I know these are compatible with Apple! I have labeled them by game type then by their developer if there are multiple games I enjoy by the same developer. If there is only one game by one developer, I will not list the decoder.
Animal Collecting Games: Here are some animal collecting like games!
Tapps Tecnological da …: (A very long developer name, but really any of the animal evolution games! The games by this developer seem cute!) ~Cat Evolution ~Cow Evolution ~Dragon Evolution ~Giraffe Evolution ~Goat Evolution ~My Virtual Bear ~My Virtual Pet Shop ~Octopus Evolution ~Platypus Evolution
Storm8 Studios LLC: ~Dragon Story™ ~Pet Shop Story™
Misc. Developers: ~Alpaca World ~Barbie™ You Can Be Anything ~Battle Cats ~DragonVale ~KleptoCats ~Magikarp Jump ~Neko Atsume ~NekoNoke ~Pet Home ~Pocket Frogs ~Puzzles and Dragons ~Stampede ~Tap Tap Fish -Abyssrium ~Tiny Monsters™ Dress Up Games: ~Any Barbie dress up game ~Barbie Magical Fashion ~Covet Fashion ~Fab Life (if you delete this game or change devices, you will have to start over, I’ve had this happen when changing phones) ~Hello Kitty Nail Salon ~Love Nikki ~Monster High Frightful Fashion ~Sago Mini Babies Dressup
Life Style: (I wasn’t sure what to call this very tiny category, but these two apps help me when I have to be big, while still being little!
~Fortune City ~Plant Nanny (helps keep track of how much water you need to drink a day, while growing a cute little plant!)
Micromanagement Games:
Here’s a couple micromanagement games!
Glu Games Inc: ~Diner Dash ~Hotel Dash ~Wedding Dash
Oriented Games: ~Pretty Pet™ Pony ~Pretty Pet Salon Asian ~Pretty Pet Tycoon
LDW Software, LLC: ~Virtual Families 1 & 2 ~Virtual Town ~Virtual Villagers 4 & 5
Other Developers: ~Cooking Fever ~Monster High™ Minis Mania (This is the only game I have that was created by this developer, but there may be more games to check out!)
Other Games:
These are just some random games that are loads of fun, but I don’t have a specific category to or them in.
Budge Studios: From the apps I’ve looked though, this developer seems like a good one for little space! There are many more than this list, but I tried to cover some of their app topics! (I have the Hello Kitty Lunchbox game, and if you want to be able to do more things, you need to pay which is no fun, but you can still re-create the same recipe over and over to unlock new things! I assume this is how some of the others by this developer are!) ~Care Bears: Wish Upon A Cloud ~Chuggington Train Adventure ~EverRun ~Hello Kitty Lunchbox ~My Little Pony: Harmony Quest ~Strawberry Shortcake Bake Shop ~Strawberry Shortcake Berryfest ~The Smurfs Bakery ~Thomas and Friends: Express Delivery ~Thomas and Friends: Go Go Thomas
Disney: ~Frozen Free Fall: Icy Shot ~Palace Pets in Whisker Haven ~Where’s My Water?
Simulation: ~Skyburger ~Tiny Towers
Other Developers: ~Banana Bunch ~Barbie Life™ ~Care bears rainbow play time ~Crossy Road ~Cut The Rope ~Duck Life ~Ever After High™ ~Feed Animals ~Monster High™ ~Plants Vs. Zombies ~Scoops ~Smurfs Village ~The Ships ~Toca Hair Salon ~Unison League
starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque
Imagine CEO!Bucky accidently taking his anger out on his already stressed out secretary. He gets mean and you will deal with it because I wanted this angst turned smut to go from chest itching to stomach fluttering.
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Your stomach twisted in knots looking at the pile of papers you had stacked on your desk, the phone still ringing while new messages popped up in your email inbox every 5 minutes. The files had to be organized by the next meeting and the number on the phone display was one you couldn’t ignore. The back to back messages were from various investors, each person insisting they were a priority over the others. You kept the receiver between your ear and shoulder, your hands flying around your desk madly between papers and tapping your keyboard.
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I cannot stress this enough, write it poorly. Write the shittiest draft you possibly can, stick 'ah fuck something happens here and now they're fighting' to get over
Write the worst fucking version you possibly can and stick it in a folder and forget it for a month or two before you look at it again. You know what you have now?
A first draft. And with enough time to think some new thoughts about it, you'll soon end up with a better, second draft! And eventually, you'll end up with something you'd be perfectly okay with letting other people read!
You'll never believe this process works no matter how many times you do it, but it totally does. You just have to drag your brain kicking and screaming to that blank page and get the bones down first.
Write the shit out of that shit.
ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS
i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.
there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.
there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.
doing nothing is good for my soul.
i am not defined by what i produce.
my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.
i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.
i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.
"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)
i find the implications hilarious:
kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that
but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh
yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function
upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
why do we even have that lever? because you built it yzma. these are the machinations of your own design yzma! YOU ARE TANGLED IN A WEB OF YOUR OWN WEAVING YZMA! YZMA THAT IS YOUR CROCODILE!!!
shout-out to everyone in the notes claiming that kronk pulled the wrong lever on purpose. you are so right, this is the face of a himbo who knows what's up
#the best thing about kronk is that he is very very competent just at nothing in his actual job description #yzma keeps him around so she can be competent-passing in comparison but she is ALSO a dumbass! #dream team
im sure someone has made this already but i deadass could not get it out of my head so i made it
sometimes all i think about is you
tell me, where'd you get the nerve?
stranger, who knows all my secrets
you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?
you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?
Three qualities of a great cat
talkative affectionate and large
