Carbonated Burgers

she/her, certified chili’s grill & bar fan, homestuck freak, one piece freak, my hero academia freak, ke$ha lover

[pukicho]

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

[theforcekeepers]

are you a hamburger

[pukicho]

Yeah man

[neco-abbaccio]

uhohuh my girls i hate timeskip ep

[pukicho]

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

[areallycoolanduniqueusername]

please explain how this is four words and not 13

[pukicho]

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

[ikimaru]

don't feed them after midnight / maybe the real circus were the friends we made along the way....

made a couple things! 💜 preorders here!

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[slushyseals]

Pretty sure that's a Siberian Striped Seal.

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[pukicho]

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

[chronomel]

Ponyville's number one LARPer vs actual Canterlot citizen

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[demilypyro]

doesn't fit

[blanketmoth-deactivated20231216]

look i KNOW this meme is old but fuck you

[colorful-horses]

convo

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[no-one-offical]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

[allegedly-human]

AND 👆 costs twenty billion dollars per episode

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and costs twenty billion dollars per episode

[ikimaru]

group photo!

[catasters]

[dailypmmm]

🎠Day 320!🎠

Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story SPM Figure Madoka Kaname

Where to find: sold on Amazon and several other places.

Cost: usually around 30$ to 50$.

Availability: very easy to find.

🎠Rank: official merch!🎠

[p9ny]