Burgyi

Teljesen kontrollálatlan posztok mindenről, ami csak tetszik // Post without any control, about whatever I please

[burgyi]

https://azonnali.hu/cikk/20200305_igy-nem-vagyok-en-allitolag-koronavirus-fertozott

Így nem vagyok én állítólag koronavírus-fertőzött

Valóban gyanús voltam, a háziorvos meg is mondta, hogy hozzá ne menjek, úgyhogy tenni kellett valamit. A repülőtérről egyenesen a Szent Lász

A lényeg, hogy az operativ torzs felallt

[burgyi]

@szembejotteltinderen már itt is

[insomniac-arrest]

Off-Brand World Landmarks

Great Pyramids, but they’re the Bass Pro Shop in Tennessee

Eiffel Tower, but it’s the cowboy version in Paris Texas

London’s Tower Bridge, but it’s the replica in Suzhou China (it has twice as many towers lol)

The Statue of Liberty, but its in the Netherlands and she’s holding a can of beans (I’m serious) 

The Statue of Liberty again, but she’s in Spain and holding TWO torches, damn

The Taj Mahal but it’s in Bangladesh and it’s pink and like, I’m sorry, but like, really cute

The Great Sphinx, but it’s in China and also Iron Man is there

[nudityandnerdery]

Might I interest you in a State of Liberty wearing a Vegas Golden Knights jersey?

[gotylocks]

Allow me to introduce you to Stonehenge, but it’s in Nebraska and also it is made of cars. Carhenge.

[borzaskata]

ilyen lehet stroke-ot kapni

[krisztian987-deactivated2019080]

[damihihostaticos]

ennél jobbat biztosan nem láttok ma

[tr33-g1rl]

weird asks that say a lot

in

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

[orions-shiny-belt]

Ask Me Shit

[valtsv]

[lalocorleone-deactivated2026041]

entering the town of tiktok

[purecinema]

It’s twin peaks day!!

[szukits-magda]

[eternalconsumpti0nengine]

1970

[johnnylists]

15 Hard Truths Everyone Needs to Hear

1. Appearance matters. 

2. Tall people have an advantage in life.

3. Just because you’re offended, it doesn’t mean you’re right.

4. You are not special. In fact, you are quite average.

5. A lot of people you know don’t and will never like you. 

6. You’ll get further in life by knowing the right people than by having the right qualifications.

7. People aren’t against you. They are just for themselves. 

8. There is no such thing as karma or justice.

9. There is not someone for everyone. 

10. Even if you’re smart and talented, you aren’t guaranteed success. 

11. You’re dumber than you think you are.

12. You can’t be anything you want to be.

13. You will encounter situations where there is nothing you can do. 

14. You shouldn’t expect perfect service from someone making minimum wage.

15. The number one thing stopping people from doing what they want is themselves.

[naivan]

Legyen kellemes kedd reggeletek.

[pandap0p0]

2. Aha, vegyel mar 43as noi cipot.

[muszeresz]

ma egy fickó a céges mosdóban kisétált mögöttem kézmosás nélkül, és amikor ezt szóvá tettem azt felelte, hogy befelé már megmosta.

[msbparker]

Egy harkályhangú mopedautó küzdötte fel magát a dombon, majd a szomszéd előtt megállt, kinyílt az ajtó, üvöltő zene (gondolom a harkály ellen), kiszáll egy kovbojkalapos figura, majd elkezd a nyílt utcán hugyozni. Szerintem ő sem mosott kezet se előtte, se utána..

[csakamulokbamulok]

Ezt azért most elképzeltem

[catasters]

[caoten]

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

[tinderventure]

She set it right up for me :)

[tinderventure]

I found the one!!

[tinderventure]

What a lady!

[oedipavagyok]

#anyaság

amirol senki nem beszel. Hogy milyen erzes amikor a gyerek egesz nap ordit es mar BARMIT megtennel hogy elhallgasson ot percre. Amikor olyan gondolatok fordulnak meg a hulla faradt, elnyutt, tompa fejedben, amiket magad elott is szegyellsz. Hogy jon utanad mindenhova es tepi le rolad a gatyat hogy figyelj ra, mikor neked muszaj wcre menned. Amikor zuhanyzas kozben nez teged es kozben vegig torka szakadtabol lila fejjel uvolt. Te pedig folyamatosan azt gondolod, biztos miattad van, hogy szar anya vagy, a vilag legszarabb anyaja, minek az ilyennek gyerek, aki meg ennyit se bir. Hogy amikor sirni lat, majd biztos azt hiszi, miatta van, es erre majd emlekezni fog, ezert inkabb visszafojtod a sirast, vagy bezarkozol a kisszobaba ahol te bogsz o meg kint az ajto elott mert nem talal teged. Hogy mindekozben a regi nagy baratsagok es a hazassagod is valami vegtelen fekete lyuk fele tart, mert az esetek 99%ban halvany fogalmad sincs arrol, mit csinalsz. Hogy tul sokat vallalsz vagy sem, hogy jol akarsz kinezni de mi van ha a gyerek vegig orditja a tornat is, es delutanra mar annyira sok a minden hogy muszaj egy kis csokit enni kenyerrel. Hogy folyamatosan a szuleidre gondolsz, hogy az hogy most itt lehetsz nekik mennyi vegtelen aldozattal jart es ezt sose fogod tudni megkoszonni nekik rendesen. Elhatarozod hogy kirakod az instara az >oszinte< fotokat de aztan meggondolod magad mert szegyelled a gyengeseged. Vegul is mas anyaknak is megy, azok se pampognak, neked se szabadna. Hogy ebbol mire fog emlekezni majd a gyerek, ha felno. Hogy mennyjre fog teged utalni.

[macskaszemu]

Ez kurvara mindenkivel igy van. Kitartást

[macskaszemu]

Arról nem is beszélve mennyire utálatos undorito szar fos szar dolog terhesnek lenni. Jézusom. Nem tudom, képes leszek e meg egyszer ra, igazából titokban abban reménykedem h nem is kell

[vitali-s]

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