[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[clearskjes]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

good work everyone

[autistic-michael-queerler]

[midnightisday2]

IS THIS-

THEM???

[vvolken]

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

[memeuplift]

[unquietgravekeeper]

[coughloop]

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

[ax-ky]

[disgustinggf]

"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

[disgustinggf]

love and warmth and happiness and most importantly pasta

[entrancedtwink]

Free use!?! In this economy!?!

[burn-like-starss]

unstoppable force (the joy of discovering new music) vs immovable object (the comfort of old music)

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[systemofcolor-deactivated201610]

my xkit makes it the old format so

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[yd12k]

[pancakeke]

she put her paw on my foot and started purring

[pancakeke]

:)

[kushblazer666]

[witbd]

girls when

[ashstfu]

[cryptotheism]

In ancient times, the dead were often buried with coins in their mouths. This is because many ancient cultures believed the dead were a bunch of assholes, and thought it was funny to make them eat coins.

[mpdqueer]

this has the same energy as the paper i marked where the thesis was “aztecs had a complex market economy because people love to shop”

[cryptotheism]

People do love to shop...

[harrykissedlorde-deactivated202]

the tag……….my god….

[serregon]

It’s pure gold