BurntOutPaladin

I'm Noa: they/them || 30 my hornyposting blog - DNI under 18

[burntoutpaladin]

INTRO POST

I'm Noa. Coming back to this blog and using it for pretty much just random shit and hornyposting (my goal is to tag all hornyposting as such so you can screen it out if you so choose) and getting external validation on my selfies as I embrace being a slut on main. (Reblogging my pics is encouraged.) About me:

🥂 Age: 30, Virgo sun, Taurus moon, Scorpio rising

🌓 Alignment: lawful good but working on it

🌈 Gender: agender, nonbinary, trans masc, agnostic aka you're not straight if you think I'm hot I don't make the rules

🪪 Pronouns: they/them

🏁 Sexuality: bisexual (as in "one and other" not "boys and girls")

💕 Romantic Orientation: tabletop polyamory (it's like kitchen table but we play a lot of board games)

🌿 Hobbies: TTRPGs, crochet, talking through bad sci-fi apocalypse movies, books, women's sports, learning things, queer anarchist homesteading, alt-indie-pop music

🕳 Role: switch who would love enough experience subbing to lean into being a brat

⛓️ K!nks: rope, bondage, impact play, praise/degradation, monsterfucking, marking, objectification, exhibitionism, breeding, cnc

[femininonagon]

"I wish there was someone to be a rules lawyer in this situation!"

The friendly and approachable Paul Refereeno:

[dwisp]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[kittydesade]

Didn’t expect that.

[slayerkitty]

No one ever does.

[gabiwlove]

[yourfavgirlmj]

😍🤤

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[fremulon]

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

[explodingsilver]

I've seen some posts trying to make fun of former gifted kids by comparing them to former student athletes who insist that they could have gone pro if not for a specific injury, and those posts always backfire, because my reaction to them is "You're right, we should treat former student athletes with more compassion than we currently do"

[self-loving-vampire]

I went from being very physically active to getting the "your body doesn't make energy properly anymore" disability so I can completely understand the grief that comes with circumstances outside your control destroying parts of you you were once proud of and locking you out of the life you could have had. It's not a good feeling.

[hjartasalt]

Thought I was getting negative feedback on my art from someone who said they hated one of my paintings but turns out they just hated how uncomfortable it made them feel when that is exactly how it was supposed to make them feel so really it's a compliment

[hjartasalt]

The painting in question, feel free to hate it

[hjartasalt]

Not at all! They felt deeply affected by art I specifically created in the hopes of deeply affecting someone :)

[hjartasalt]

Obsessed with some of the tags on this post

[hjartasalt]

???? Did you just. Identify the house plant in my painting?? I didn't even know what it was when I painted it but you're right 😭

[spicymancer]

Good Girl feat. Actiranger Pink

Tumblr didn't like other two panels, but this one kinda stands on its own so let's try the repost.

[tearcargon]

🦇

[quakerjoe]

[mtg-talk]

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

[elspeth-tirel]

[arson-mushroom]

my friend of several years was begging to be added to our mtg group chat despite never having played it, I agreed to add him and all he did was send us this meme and leave

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[getrealprim]

Me: “Why does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?”

Me: “Ohhhh ☝️ it’s because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.”

[animentality]

[yehuditexcalibur]

I wish all the “religion is inherently bad” people who go on to describe issues exclusive to Christianity would understand that their idea of Christianity being analogous to all religion is a very glaring sign that they are still steeped in the Christian hegemony they seem to reject so vehemently

[cryptonature]

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

[charlesoberonn]

[sunshine-tattoo]

fun fact!

Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.

Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.

So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!

So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.