jade snail

i’m a snail and a girl

[onenicebugperday]

@woodlandthorns submitted: A snail party in our compost,....a snarty, if you will...

I will, thank you. I love these snarty animals

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[devil-with-three-heads]

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

[evilwizard]

Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

[the-locusts]

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[evilwizard]

MY FUCKING CROPS

[randomalienencounter]

∷ᒷ⊣ᒷリᒷ∷ᔑℸ ̣╎𝙹リ ᓭ!¡ᒷꖎꖎ ∴𝙹リℸ ̣ ∴𝙹∷ꖌ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ….. ╎ℸ ̣ᓭ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹 ꖎᔑℸ ̣ᒷ

[the-haiku-bot]

∷ᒷ⊣ᒷリᒷ∷ᔑℸ

̣╎𝙹リ ᓭ!¡ᒷꖎꖎ ∴𝙹リℸ ̣ ∴𝙹∷ꖌ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ…..

╎ℸ ̣ᓭ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹 ꖎᔑℸ ̣ᒷ

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[appygrey]

HAIKU BOT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[devivify]

francis agent "york" morgan: it was pleasure meeting you vivian. and please, call me york. everyone calls me that. say, mind if i start calling you "viv"?

*turns away*

*whispering* say, a woman thriving inside a man's body, changing his gender expression as she sees fit. not such a tough egg to crack, now is he zack? say, remember The Rocky Horror Picture Show? now that was an experience—

me:

[bugcowboyart]

Anteaters carry their babes on their backs so they look like part of the parent if a predator attacks. They are also very fun to draw

🐜 🐜 🐜

[damazcuz]

snails are offten all like @_// \\_@ in the garden and stuff

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[girlnephew]

[evilscientist3]

i asked my sister to get some pics of our cats since im at university and im going insane over what she sent

the sinister sniler and the slovenly sitter

[busofselfdoubt]

when that whistle hits just right

[sneepsnorp3d]

i love you, chambered nautilus

[devivify]

BAD END : you didn't consult the team

[busofselfdoubt]

you bastard that’s why we always lose

[busofselfdoubt]

zack son or york daughter

[busofselfdoubt]

wee wah!!!

weewah weewah!!

[busofselfdoubt]

wee wah!!

weewah weewah!!