Worm Slut

Todays Proverb:  Throw your hands in the air. Now your arms. Keep detaching limbs and throwing them in the air. Hopefully, the birds will be sated and leave.

[bussystompers5000]

Blazing Genesis

[fairweatheralways]

[koko2unite]

goblin and orc boyfriends.... and yes, they have hot size diff gay sex

[koko2unite]

[depsidase]

[moonstonecassie]

@isuggestrevolution

[wnwnmemo]

[cannibalchicken]

[garaks-padded-cell]

I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

[garaks-padded-cell]

Artists rendition

[rambrandt-the-painter]

wanna draw boobs? look in the mirror. Don't have them? estradiol valerate. had boobs but got rid of them? try remembering.

[sxpxrmxrgxr]

[lazy-ladybug]

dude is so excited to ruin everyone's night

[raedical-cactus]

Old woman Josie for like the past 10 episodes

[depsidase]

[incompletepuppets]

pasture wound

[chaosnightmare]

mythbusters finding out if its safe to microwave a bowl of cereal

[despazito]

[softwaring]

[depsidase]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real