i am buttcheeke

welcum to my house

[buttcheeke]

bro imagine being the sig chi sweetheart 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[buttcheeke]

help! i struggle to move five inches in the morning due to my all encompassing slothful nature and the roguish and charming imp fae that has taken up living in my closet has been spanking me to get me upright in the morning (BL)

[buttcheeke]

help! my fat chud son encased me in the orb and is now performing espermets on my rotting carcass (an office worker isekai) 😕

[nflstreet]

[mutio-von-mutio]

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[buttcheeke]

i moan when someone touches my sternocleidomastoid

[buttcheeke]

why is it called a teat i hate that

[buttcheeke]

i nary get a moments peace

[buttcheeke]

all men should get pregnant because i hate them

[buttcheeke]

john steinbeck name dropping himself in his self-proclaimed best novel was such a power move that i audibly cheered when i got to it. oldhead ass play. you don’t see shit like this anymore

[buttcheeke]

need a femboy w ears and a tail that i lock in a cage under my bed and hand feed chicken scraps

[buttcheeke]

ass fucking the pillsbury dough boy call that a cream pie

[buttcheeke]

sjw omegaverse protester in the back of the courtroom of a domestic abuse case with #alpharights sign as the abusive omega tries to win full custody of their four children

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[buttcheeke]

me, post time travel, at my great great great grandmother’s local women’s suffrage group: yeah, i guess the electoral college cancels out our actual vote but we really can make a change in town elections, so i think— MYRTLE STOP REPOSTING GAY TWITTER PORN ON MY MAIN

myrtle: this one kind of looks like my husband 😍

me: that DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER

[buttcheeke]

sjw fujoshi omegaverse warrior at the pride parade fist up in solidarity when she sees two omegas kissing #ally

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"