i am buttcheeke

welcum to my house

[despazito]

[buttcheeke]

coworker and i listened to butter by bts 20 times on loop during hell shift not including mv streams and picked bts biases. mine is jungkook.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

[pastabot]

my cat fucking rocks she’ll eat a bug or a tomato and she don’t give a fuck about anything

[pastabot]

if i gave her crystal meth she’d be like gimme that shit and swallow it raw

[despazito]

the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

[chinesecentury]

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

[buttcheeke]

he is dancing, dancing. he says he will never die. he is aurafarming a ltn and they says he is the greatest to ever do it. his feet are nimble and his french is sparse. he is based, blackpilled

[buttcheeke]

told a random man in a late night pizza joint i’d fight him like genuinely wallop his ass a night ago (new bit) and he still asked me out. they’re simple creatures aren’t they

[probuccalfat]

ted bundy was dumb as hell jeffrey dahmer was dumb as hell dennis rader was dumb as hell every serial killer was dumb as hell. dumb and stupid. stupid and dumb.

[thesituation]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buttcheeke]

fuck my creachur

[buttcheeke]

my awesome fetish is someone taking care of me

[segamascott]

[buttcheeke]

sgly ulut

[buttcheeke]

sugoy

[infertilityidol]

7 notes from mutuals is infinitely more valuable than 30k from the rabble

[buttcheeke]

millions of supernatural fans must stand trial for what they’ve done to society

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason