I’m Mr. Normal

Hi, I'm Henry! | he/him Sad because I cannot fly For further art and what not I am here -> @nakumrart

[logarto]

meow btw. if you even care.

[campyvillain]

i know this please help me

[campyvillain]

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

[campyvillain]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

[campyvillain]

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

[clearlyautomaticpainter]

[guava-jarritos]

[campyvillain]

it happened again

[strayyvoxel]

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

[fitzjubi-deactivated20230204]

[campyvillain]

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

[campyvillain]

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

[authoratmidnight]

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

[campyvillain]

i wish i was you.

[campyvillain]

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

[wisflight]

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

[sic-semper-hominibus]

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

[outtox1cated]

New favorite genre of posts

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[deesystem]

that’s it. that’s the show.

credits to the original

[radrush]

[official-penis-posts]

Hey what’s that at the bottom

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

[cherryralts]

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

[memorydatas]

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

[shadowthian]

when they What

[memorydatas]

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

[beemovieerotica]

incredible video and also PSA: art competition for anyone interested

[ironborealis]

Open Call | National Gallery of Art

[beemovieerotica]

^^^ direct link for artists!!!

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[mullet-man05]

I'm right where I want to be

[mullet-man05]

Also hey you cut off the part where I support the Oregon Ducks. We just beat UW a few hours ago, sco Ducks!

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[jjadmanii]

THE QUOTES 😭😭😭

[singularsoldier]

Is this anything

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[jabberding0]

Ling Ting and his bicycles

t's hard to find out much about this guy... who appears to be named Ling Ting, from China. He has such a hilariously whimsical and imaginative energy, channeled into his bizarre but entertaining bicycle collection.

[onetruefool]

I'm so pissed off right now

So there are two people on opposite sides of town, and they're banging. Which is fine! Normally, i wouldn't care at all. The problem is they keep trading the It Follows curse back and forth and my job is smack in the middle of their apartments!

So every few days I'll just be doing my thing, mopping or whatever, and this invisible ghost or whatever will just stomp on through and body my ass! It broke three of my ribs last week knocking me across a counter! Like, I'm not the one having sex! I can't see you, just walk around me god damn!