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larxene-things

lesbian-toddhoward

im going to fucking die

doobler2

I unironically love every second

tonakings

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

theraddy

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

stolentweets

garkgatiss

#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge

ericgeller

omg

wallofdis

I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.

its-all-about-the-eyes

My favourite part about that family is the former President is somehow the dunce of the group.

ddrvbiblgigb

garfield-baybee

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

highlandvalley

butt-berry

Ready to trick-or-treat

butt-berry

Update:

butt-berry

It’s Halloween again, and this year he’s going as Zubat!

butt-berry

Guess who’s getting ready for Halloween in 2018

thedailyshow

gay-hopeless-romantic-deactivat

The U.S. in a gif series.

pdawgz

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

bosmerbutt

carnationinstantbutch

*X-files theme*

hotvampireadjacent

*x files theme but played on a lute*

srsfunny

Food for thought

logarto

none of you are allowed to badmouth winnie the pooh. i will find out and i will destroy you.

tastefullyoffensive

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

stripedsilverfeline

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

lord-kitschener

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

greelin

raccoons and their… little hands

taradiddled

sugarsculls

amypoehler

sawing4teens

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”, Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

imfemalewarrior

Society tries to police how Women behave and present ourselves by mocking us, belittling us, shaming us, or asking us what people will think of us.

“What will your boyfriend/future husband/potential friends/employer/mother/grandmother/father/grandfather think?”

A very powerful way to reject this policing of us is to say we don’t care what people think, especially since that is often the way we are policed.

-FemaleWarrior, She/They

daisylongmile

“So you ask me how I’m doing and I try not to mention I’ve been asleep for a few months. I’ve been asleep so long, tomorrow feels like last week. My hair grows past my shoulders and the night stretches forward like it’s the only road home and all the taxis are full. You ask me how I’m doing and I try not to tell you I miss daylight. I miss laughing without worrying I’m too loud. I miss the smell of wet lilacs. Bars with clinking glasses and low music. Smelling oranges in the produce aisle. Friends that say, “this made me think of you.“ Maybe this is more explanation than you wanted. I’m okay. My hands are shaking less. I’ve missed you for too many winters. I’m coming back soon.”

— Schuyler Peck, Too Many Winters (via schuylerpeck)