painted this while procrastinating my various responsibilities 😔 tempera on paper, 19 x 27 cm. sold
we're not kids anymore.

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taylor price
Xuebing Du
dirt enthusiast
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trying on a metaphor
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Product Placement

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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NASA
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painted this while procrastinating my various responsibilities 😔 tempera on paper, 19 x 27 cm. sold
Possessive
Jessica Harrison
Douglas Blanchard, The Passion of Christ - A Gay Vision, Part II
My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?
im at work
#yahoo answers really was a load bearing website huh
(tags from @persephinae)
young harry houdini was hot. ppl didn’t go to those shows to watch the illusions they went to watch a half naked guy chain himself up
this bitch would stay behind a curtain for twenty minutes to build suspense and the audience would happily wait. no way they were there just to see a neat trick
Petite and fertile. Perhaps breedable
I realize I was the one that made the “harry houdini is hot and his audience is into bdsm” post but you def made it worse so like. thanks I guess
Microsoft tries to resurrect Clippy using dangerous digital magic.
They have given rise to...
DARK CLIPPY.
women and fish would put aside their differences to beat the living hell out of me
love the implication that women and fish usually have some kind of feud
man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression
it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom
i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users
they're in love
Remember, kids
My warning has come
I must run now.
Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says
It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
10 days remain
Happy Eurovision day everyone
ITS TIME
Nice and bright
tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers
God bless whoever wrote that comment
Hello! I liked your Dominant Hero X Shy/ Submissive Villain! May you please write a snippet with this type of dynamic, if you don't mind. :)
“What’s the matter?” The hero’s lips pressed up against the villain’s jaw, words tickling their ear, teasing. “Have you never had someone treat you nicely before?”
The villain’s breath caught, some choked sound in their throat. The hero stopped - they pulled back, and the villain’s hand shot out to catch hold of them. Maybe they didn’t want distance, or maybe they merely didn’t want enough distance for the hero to get a proper look at their face.
The hero’s body was warm against their own, pressing them to the wall, a small supernova waiting to happen in its own right.
The villain closed their eyes.
“Oh,” the hero said, as they put the dots together because of course they did.
No, of course the villain hadn’t. They were not the kind of person who was treated sweetly.
“Baby.” It was so warm, so fond, so sad that the villain jerked against the hold because they couldn’t take it.
The hero’s grip tightened in an instant. “Easy,” the hero murmured. “I’ve got you.”
“You always do.” It came out choked, rather than bitter like it might have once been.
The hero’s free hand sifted through the villain’s hair, the gentle touch making them shiver. Their lips pressed to the villain’s cheek again and their cheek no longer felt their own. “And I’m not going to stop,” the hero said. “You’re going to have to get used to it.”
“I don’t know why they act like I’m so ruthless, you’re merciless.”
“You deserve the best.”
“Stop.” The villain hissed the word out.
They felt the hero smile against them.
“No,” the hero said. “Didn’t we just cover that I’m merciless? If I want to tell you how gorgeous you are, we both know there’s not a single thing you can do to stop me.”
The villain didn’t know what to say to that, and the hero laughed. Their grip eased a little once more.
“Come,” the hero said. Their hand dropped to the villain’s instead. “Let me show you how I see you.”
It was a world-changing, world-ending sort of thing, that.