I had a nightmare last night that some guy just....approached me with a super fancy knife and stabbed me with it. I remember thinking what a cool knife it was....maybe by all rights a dagger, but mostly that I was getting stabbed which was not ideal.
I wrestled the knife from him and killed him, and he seemed relieved which was......not good. I thought hm. Okay. I need to call the police or something.
But then all of my stab wounds started to heal and I thought. Hm. That’s not good. This is definitely a cursed dagger. What do I do with this thing.
I tried to go about my week with as much normalcy as I could. I went to work and to class with the Cursed Dagger TM in my backpack and a slow but steadily creeping panic attack about the whole thing.
And then after a few days of that, some woman showed up at my house. She also had a Cool Knife, which was immediately obviously bad news.
She attacked me and stabbed me multiple times, which was decidedly a bad experience, and then I got a hold of my own Cursed Dagger and got her back.
But this time, after she died, she got back up while my wounds healed,
And she told me that she was one of seven people I’d have to kill. That she had been possessing her current body and the body needed to die by the hand of my Cursed Dagger so that she could take it over for good.
She told me I was supposed to somehow trigger the apocalypse, and that six others would come to fight and then serve me in the same way she had and would.
I was like wow this is TERRIBLE news!!!
I could tell she sort of....worshipped me for some reason, but I also knew I couldn’t make the call to Not trigger the apocalypse or whatever because she would turn on me.
Throughout the dream three more people showed up and predictably stabbed me a lot.
Every time I got one of them, a tally mark appeared on my collarbone.
In the midst of it all, I drove us all to Taco Bell and they said they were out of chalupas.
It was the most devastating news I’d gotten all week.
I’d been stabbed at least eleven times that hour and they couldn’t even give me a chalupa.
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