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girlbi-deactivated20220618

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

every time i remember the part of worm thats like. The Gang Teams Up With Neo-Nazis To Beat Up The Evil Asians. i get so mad i turn into that one tweet about getting so mad you get your gun out and just sit there and clench it for a while

lakesbian

worm has many "they would not fucking do that, wildbow is only making them do that because he thinks it's a normal and regular thing to do" moments in it but that one is by far the most egregious. we should hit him with hammers

drethelin

Everyone responding to this poll chooses between a blue pill or red pill. - if > 50% of ppl choose blue pill, everyone lives - if not, red pills live and blue pills die Which do you choose?

Blue or Red?

Blue

Red

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

ink-the-artist

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol

burntmetalbastard

And they were gay for each other

ink-the-artist

And they were gay for each other.

ink-the-artist

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solarsyrup

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

darkshrimpemotions

Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn't get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.

mosswall

They buried that gay and he still dug himself up and kept fucking

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*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

ogseitai

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

konoko

adhesion

rickybabyboy

I cant hear you im too sleepy

txttletale

You keep making jokes like “teehee as a family abolitionist I just want children to die in the woods” but like… that actually is what happened to kids before the invention of the family. There actually is no alternative

this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten in my life

txttletale

casveman in 40,000 BC after letting the fifth baby crawl off into the woods alone: hmm . maybe we should come up with another way to do this i dont think the first four are coming back

txttletale

the idea of a prehistoric society with a 100% unconditional infant mortality rate is making me lose it

bobacupcake

you would think. when a cat goes somewhere. that leaves them stuck and unable to get down. without human (read: my) assistance. and so they go meowmeowmeowmeow until i rescue them. they would learn their lesson. and not jump back up there again. especially not 8+ more times

bobacupcake

fleshadept

drawing again so i found this severance wip from a few months ago

delicious-dream-before-the-storm

The band, the music, the dance.

puts on sound 📣🎶🎵

amorphousturtle

Ok, I NEED you to understand just how insane even ATTEMPTING this was for them.

1. Playing an instrument is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Don’t think I’m stepping on any toes saying that.

2. Dancing is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Still not controversial.

3. YOU AVOID, AT ALL COSTS, MOVING YOUR BODY WHILE PLAYING A WIND INSTRUMENT. To make the correct, pleasant sounds, you need to be in the correct form. And that form involves your ENTIRE body, even your legs when sitting down.

4. “oh, but I’ve seen marching bands before and-” MARCHING BANDS HAVE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC FIELDS DEDICATED TO FIGURING OUT HOW TO MARCH WITH MINIMUM BREAKING OF PROPER FORM. A marching band tries to be as smooth as possible while moving, so as not to jar their instrument, mouth, neck, arms, torso, or anything else.These ladies and gentlemen are BOUNCING and still playing properly, what the FU-!

5. AND ANOTHER THING! Wind instruments and dancing BOTH make demands on your breathing, so the fact that they are dancing (making you breath faster for extra oxygen) AND playing wind instruments (making you effectively hold your breath) AT THE SAME TIME is HUGE. Their lungs must be MASSIVE.

thejollywriter

All of that also; the song is Sing, sing, sing (with a swing). If you wanna listen to some of THE SPICIEST big band ever recorded. Its a big hard song and this band does it expertly.