Why do they make graham crackers so hard to open?!

Bored INTJ - Looking forward to learning new things 

[byakuganyoukai]

Balkan culture

Can we all agree that Cristina/ Kristina is just the Balkans version of Karen?

[byakuganyoukai]

INTJ Thoughts

Me: Everyone keeps saying INTJs are goal oriented, but to me the journey weighs just as much as the treasure at the end.

*Later*

Also me: Bluntly speaking, I don’t care how or when you do it; all I care about is the outcome.

*Oh.*

[byakuganyoukai]

Ships

How deep do I have to dive to find Keqing x Razor content?

[byakuganyoukai]

#1 INTJ and INTP

ESFP: Hey, INTJ. How come you’re always so distant? Don’t get me wrong, but sometimes you give off the wrong vibe.

INTJ: (smirk) What, like I’m an arrogant, condescendent bitch?

ENFP: Yeah?

INTP: You’re acting like you don’t know her, dude.

ENFP: What is that supposed to mean?

INTP: Essentially, INTJ and I are the same when meeting new people.

ENFP: But that’s not true! You’re-

INTJ: Shy and seems almost scared?

ENFP: Well... yeah.

INTJ: That’s how I feel inside.

INTP: We’re the same being inside.

INTJ: We just have different means of manifesting ourselves on the surface.

[byakuganyoukai]

T vs F

INTJ: Once again, it seems like ESFJ is furious with me.

ENFP: Isn’t he always?

INTJ: Yes, but I don’t recall being an asshat this time.

ENFP: Uhhh... well...Don’t get me wrong, but you always tell him he’s wrong whenever he tries to say something.

INTJ: On the contrary, I never tell him: “You are incorrect”. I’m merely telling my opinions on his opinions. Basic conversations. That’s not me being mean, that’s me being fiendly.

ENFP: He doesn’t like being proven wrong.

INTJ: Then he needs to learn to be right.

[byakuganyoukai]

INTJ Thought of the day

#1 Some may deem my comments as a sign of ruthlessness or even disrespect. I call it being funny

[beautiful-bundle-of-hate]

Things INTJs do

Subtly ignoring compliments by changing the subject because you feel awkward and don’t know how to respond

[byakuganyoukai]

Is there even a proper way to respond to compliments? I would seriously like to know

[coolmbtiblog]

Arguing

xsfx: fine, you’re right. whatever. just please stop arguing with me!

xntx: but don’t you want to hear the rest of my argument?

xsfx: no!

xntx:

xntx: well i want to hear the rest of my argument

[byakuganyoukai]

Sometimes I’m disappointed that I can change people’s perspectives before finishing my case...

[introvertlifestyle]

Introverts prefer a narrow circle of close friends instead of lots of acquaintances. And that’s a good thing.

Introvert Lifestyle (via introvertlifestyle)

That’s until you realize how important connections are on the road to success and you wish you were an extrovert... ~me

[freetheintp]

very unfortunate but true :v

[byakuganyoukai]

What do you mean? I always find out new things when I talk to my brain

[polyglotswede]

Me when someone ask “What languages do you speak”

[byakuganyoukai]

In addition, I can also speak Romanian (Romania) *and* Romanian (Moldavia)

[intjintherain]

INTJs and phone calls

Person: Yeah, just call them and ask. INTJ: ok, hold on *fumbles to get notebook and pencil* INTJ: Ok, what exactly should I say? And what should I say to their response? Person: What are you doing? INTJ: I need a script before making the phone call. Person: I don’t know what exactly you should say; it’s just a question. And I don’t know what they’ll respond. INTJ: *gets out a white board and markers* give me a few minutes to plot out every possibility so I know what to say. Person: Are you, like, afraid of phone calls? INTJ: no…of…course…not…

[byakuganyoukai]

Pfftt wouldn’t that be dumb... haha...

[byakuganyoukai]

INTJ vs. INFJ emotional advice

INTJ: Cease this behaviour. You're obviously destroying yourself emotionally in the process. *throws undeniable facts, several charts, and twelve scientific publications on the table* Stop living a lie.

INFJ: Hey there you. I just wanted to say, not to be rude, but maybe this isn't such a good idea because *stares into your soul and throws your bleeding heart on the table for you to see* But that's just my view on things

[intjhere]

INTJ things

INTJ: *does friend’s share of work*

INTJ: *takes a group project all upon themselves*

INTJ: *plans everything for everyone*

INTJ: *eye roll* *takes over their responsibilities too*

INTJ: *is the mom figure*

Person: *does something for INTJ*

INTJ: *recoils in shock* what’s your ulterior motive woman? What do you want from me?

[byakuganyoukai]

THIS is too accurate

[intjpuff]

Reblog with your MBTI, favourite subject and hogwarts house

INTJ / Computer Science / Hufflepuff

[byakuganyoukai]

INTJ/ Philosophy/ Ravenclaw 

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Things i’ve heard NTs say

“Anyone can have an opinion but not everyone is informed”

“There can be a reason but not all reasons are reasonable”

“There is no such thing as too much innovation. There is only inefficient innovation.”

“HOW DO I MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME”

(when asked for help on someone’s situation) “I don’t think anything of it. I’m at an uninformed standpoint, so I’m incompetent”

“Can you like stop being upset at me now”

“Look! I made an emotion chart to help me identify what I’m feeling”

“Google is such a blessing. I don’t need a love life, I got Google Docs” (bonus: “if you have a Yahoo! mail – who ARE YOU EVEN??”)

“Take it easy – keep an open mind so you can optimize solutions, and keep an open heart so you can be driven to find those solutions.”

“Put smiley faces and say ‘good morning’ so that people will listen to you or else they’ll say you’re too harsh”

“Hey, I’m straightforward, okay? If you say ‘nah’, I’ll really take it as ‘nah’”

[byakuganyoukai]

Adding “How do I human?” to complete the list