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Meow meow meow meow meow (intro post)

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#i like wearing black #im sure that tells you something #silly feral brown creature #intro post #blog intro

whaile

late summer / early fall thoughts

norhuu

Mini sunrise tapestry made with weaving, needle felting, and embroidery.

Also my cat Gansey.

pomegranategolem

carl project hail mary I love you carl project hail mary

yuukels

kwinter123

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2009editingtips

self-admitted horny/clumsy drunk howell didn't even Try to hide how WASTED he was for his partner of nearly 17 years

blondephil

cornplating the video but dan licks the rim, phil says he’s not going to drink it anymore, dan takes a sip, and then somehow says the spot he took the sip from is alright as if it doesn’t have double dan spit now. the whole thing is a farce anyway considering the amount of spit they swapped in the video to begin with but claiming it’s cleaner after you’ve licked it and then sipped is sooooo. ok.

surrealpheal

the same silly little look to phil as this one given a lifetime ago :')

amid-fandoms

their drinks look like them as characters in an obscure cartoon show

yoki-loves-stars

Hate this guy but sketch so funny I have to post it on main

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just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

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post cancelled this is way funnier

loaf--of--toast

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

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okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

needsmoreexplosions

nudityandnerdery

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

tfemflightinstructor

theinformationcollector

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

powerburial

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

awkwardlyvanilla

falloutgayaf

power-chords

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

tuttle-did-it

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.