Cyanide & Happyness

Stay hydrated, don't sleep with makeup and love yourself.

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[sleeping-jo]

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[sugarpkts]

thank you to weird girls for being online

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[pearlgirls]

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[papayajuan2019]

do you ever want to say some bullshit

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Artemis II Lunar Flyby

Credit: NASA

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[mathsturbation]

sometimes i fantasise about people shutting the fuck up

[f4therlesssss]

lesbian porn should kill men if they try to watch it like the ring

[thickness-protection-program]

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

[bunniope]

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

[iwatch-thebees]

me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession