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Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations

michael-pederson miguel-marquez

idk dude, listening to someone and trying to relate to them isn’t always a bad thing. if i’m talking about something and someone goes “oh my god!! the same thing happened to me once!!!” that’s great??? cause now we have a shared connection with each other.

obviously there’s a good and a bad way to do this — it’s rude to completely derail someone and go off on your own tangent. but if you’re just like “oh, that happened to me once!! did you do/feel [xyz]?” you’re showing them that you relate to the experience AND you’re giving them a springboard to continue talking about their experience.

tl;dr it’s not inherently selfish to relate to someone, it’s a natural thing to do in a conversation as long as you aren’t derailing someone or trying to invalidate them in some way.

howyoutalktoyourgrandma

me, watching any episode of queer eye

boeing747

NO MORE NEGATIVE SELF TALK. I AM CRAZY AND THATS COOL AND SEXY OF ME

chewbacca

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

curiooftheheart

>Director Danny DeVito WHAT? Amazing.

excellent-monster-girl-ideas

WHOMST directed this???

twofacetoo

Yup, he directed it, played her father, and was the narrator speaking during this scene

Not only that but he also let Mara Wilson stay with him and his wife Rhea Pearlman (who played Matilda’s mother in the movie) after Mara Wilson’s real mother was having health complications

DeVito is a cool dude

I love women

shittylifeprotips

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

zombiebiologist

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

qumi

idc if someone changes their pronouns twenty times. they are finding themselves and you need to fucking respect that and get over yourself

improbableheadshots-deactivated

Same with names. Don’t refuse to call someone by their preferred name because they’re changing it often. They’re finding what they like and what they’re comfortable with. Don’t be an asshole.

eatgeekstudy

Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech

My Therapist: Then do it.

Me: I’m sorry?

My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.

Me: Ah- Oh.

My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.

ottpop

YO this is legit

My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out”

I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful.

I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain

Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it

adventuringchangeling

Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.

flowerinaflame

manicpossumdreamgirl

bahrains

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

hungwy

If I don’t recieve validation every 24 hours I turn back into a pile of dust

creekfiend

I love using my incisors to cut and tear & my molars to crush and grind

creekfiend

It’s good to be a complex organism

dvandom

OP is secretly several trillion bacteria in a trenchcoat.

creekfiend

Aren’t we all

the-quasar-hero

my healthcare plan is if i get sick, i’ll shrink a group of my friends and they’ll go and beat the shit out of whatever illness i have.

the-quasar-hero

this motherfucka show up? then last thing he gonna see is this

slendahgirl

Isn’t…isn’t this a jimmy neutron episode..

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU