Elise Colleen

"I do what I want."

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

[zombiebiologist]

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

[kaijuno]

“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

NPR just went, “They’re poor, Harold.”

[bringtheruckuss-deactivated2020]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

this is thin privilege

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

this is mariah carey’s dressing room

[bimboid]

[maaarine]

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

[teenscoolest]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thetroublesofbeingtrans]

I think some adults need to realize that teens don’t dislike adults because teens are rebellious and punk, a lot of kids and teens dislike adults because every interaction they’ve had with them is dismissing and condescending 

[lostinsideyoux]

I’m not even a teenager anymore and I still feel like this.

[ultramikahd]

Notice the fact that when teenagers have favorite teachers it’s the teachers who treat them as equals and don’t talk down to them but with them

[tsarnicholasii]

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Someone: oh there’s this show I’m watching... oh, nevermind, it’s silly you probably don’t wanna hear about it

Me, knowing fully well how much it sucks to have your passions invalidated and how cool it is to rant about something you love:

[targent]

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

[campbell-soup]

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

[yungsquidward]

it slaps move on next question

[doncosciotte]

So, our Lung is on fire.

It is already threatened by huge deforestation, to the point it lost 20% of its wildth in less than 30 years.

It’s been burning for around two weeks and almost no word has been uttered about it. I, sincerely, have come to find out about it just now. I’m shooketh ™️ because we’re really burning away this planet.

The Amazon Rainforest holds 20% of global waters, it’s an area of incredible value in termns of biodiversity and, nevermind, it’s a crucial climate regulator. Spread awareness, demand help.

[rcktpwr]

[having sex]

*politely* umm i’m about to make sexual slime

[mens-rights-activia]

Society peaked before widespread literacy because people weren’t subject to reading things like this

[anxietyproblem]

[mspollutedstar-deactivated20190]

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

[artpigeons]

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

[glowdetails]

outfit details @ karla spetic resort 2020

[lesbianrey]

good job everyone

[jturn]

we’re doing great guys keep it up

[rowdyholtzy]

Society: Capitalism and the free market is great because it lets customers CHOOSE who’s the best company and then that company makes all the money while lesser companies have to improve or die.

Millenials: *boycott companies that benefit off exploitation of people and natural resources*

Society: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT

[patrickat]

Conservatives: Let the free market decide!

Millenials: