d100 Table of Mediocre Treasure (value: $0-10)
Bottle of Sovereign Glue with the lid stuck on
Bust of local ruler (pocket-size)
Can (roll d6: Beans, Corn, Chicken Soup, Tomato Paste, Dog Food, Treasure)
Cherry-pitter/olive-stoner
Chopsticks (one pair, reusable)
Coffee mug (humorous/novelty)
Coin: double-headed quarter
Collectible figurine (roll d10: 1-7 common, 8-10 slightly rare)
Condom (still in wrapper)
Coupon for half-price at local tradesperson (see Table of Tradespeople, https://randomencounters.tumblr.com/post/631120108774948864/)
Decorative gourd (inedible)
Doorknob of unknown origin
Edible mushroom (non-psychedelic)
Empty vintage soda can that collectors insist is valuable
Handful of sauce packets (roll d6: ketchup, mustard, mayo, BBQ, zesty ranch, Goodberry)
Humorous novelty headband (roll d4: cat ears, unicorn horn, demon horns, Beholder eyestalks)
Incense (see Table of Scents & Flavors, https://randomitemdrop.tumblr.com/post/631160696571314176/)
Jar (roll d8: spaghetti sauce, salsa, sofrito, dry pasta, marmalade, cocktail onions, glitter, empty but it’s still a pretty nice jar)
Orange Circus Peanuts (3d6)
Packet of instant oatmeal
Pair of socks (roll d10: 1-3 plain white tube socks, 4-6 black dress socks, 7-9 poorly-knitted homemade socks, 10 amusing novelty print socks)
Political button for locally popular candidate
Political button for locally unpopular candidate
Souvenir hat (roll d12: local harvest festival, local fertility festival, famous traveling musician, famous traveling morality-play, obscure cult-classic traveling morality-play, faraway city, enemy empire, tourist attraction two towns over, local funfair, local baseball team, local rival baseball team, Outer Planes)
Tube of acne ointment (roll d4: 1-3 anti-acne, 4 pro-acne)
Universal ten-silvers-off coupon
Wig (roll d4: Fashionable, Unfashionable, Clown, Rave)