Here be BS

Call me Kirby!•They/them•No theme only chaos•23 yrs

[asteronomical]

gracerocky wherein rocky calls grace dumb and stupid so much that grace decides to weaponize it. "oh silly me i forgot you were coming over today! dumb human brains, right?" "oh rocky humans are soooo stupid and inefficient, i don't know how to take my clothes off :(("

and eventually grace gets a kick out of pretending to be ditzy. "ooh rocky i forgot how to do this, can you run it down again? :((" "ugh human bodies are sooo inefficient, rocky pleaseee put sunscreen on my back for me~"

rocky eventually dials it back and he's like "no no no why grace pretending to be dumb, grace is the smartest human ever" and grace is like "you only call me smart when its convenient for u :/ i see how it is :/" and rockys like "noooooo grace is very smart" and grace is like "youre just saying that cuz you want me to do big science for you"

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she can barely get the door open before her 4 balloon dogs are squeaking in a pile in the foyer

[dazeylily]

she turns the knob on the stove and a few soft honks are heard before the burner ignites

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she tries the wrong burner and it's a joy buzzer

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she finally finishes making a pie for dinner, sets herself a place, sits down at the table, says clown grace, pours a glass of wine, takes a sip, arranges her napkin, & smashes the pie into her own face

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

same clown btw

[soup-mother]

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

[sammypog]

don’t get me wrong i LOVE the centrifugal force scene in the movie, but imo the scene in the book is even better so i’ve compiled a list of moments no one talks about that made me want to explode

grace instinctively grabbing rocky when he sees what happened and burning the palms of his hands on his carapace

grace calling rocky a “crazy bastard” for saving him

grace also burning himself all over his arms while trying to get rocky onto his back to carry him

grace carrying rocky’s body UP A LADDER

grace wondering incredulously why rocky would risk his life to save him, about 2.5 seconds before grace risks his own life to put rocky back in his atmosphere

grace taking off his IV and oxygen mask as soon as he regains consciousness to be able to sit as close to rocky as possible

grace pressing his hand to the wall that rocky’s body is leaning against and then pulling it away because it “feels too melodramatic”

grace checking on rocky about 100 times

“I want to sleep, but Rocky is more important”

grace DIYing a leafblower to try to help rocky heal

grace falling off his bunk and CRAWLING to rocky when he realizes he’s awake

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

[pocket-deer-belly]

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do also mean like, face tattoos, yall know that right

[partyinthecloudkingdom]

besides the obvious that people should have the right to do what they want with their bodies as a form of self expression, the stigma against face tattoos specifically has a long, violent, racist, imperialist history that stretches across the globe

[byjove]

suspicious…

[byjove]

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

[byjove]

edibility is FAFO

[dogpuppy]

[samstalgia]

the expressions in this episode were so fucking good

[elegybeatty]

smile dog just gave birth to a beautiful litter of grin puppies ◕_◕

[basyacriptid]

[kply-industries]

[deepseasmetro]

do u smoke weed

yes, one some kind of regular basis (no matter how frequent)

yea but like maybe a few times a year or whatever

umm i dont SMOKE (eyeroll) i take EDIBLES. or whatever

no but i plan to someday when im older/richer/cooler/move out/etc

not *anymore* on account of the horrors

no THC for me thank you very much :)

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

[walcutt]

i always love the way that mtg strategists and high level players discuss red decks in articles. this quote has been going around the local mtg server:

and the thing is that i really love hot dog decks. this guy is so fucking right

[byjove]

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain

[byjove]

me when I’m baffled by the inefficiency and callousness of everything and then I remember it’s all corrupt girl

[el-shab-hussein]

Sorry I don't think Ariana Grande isn't suffering from and trying to normalize her eating disorder. All the anorexic people who watched it immediately identified the Petal music video as a long body check and if you pause the video on the notepad you can clearly see "Could stand to lose a few pounds" written in. Obviously it's satire but the fact she's even joking about that with her current appearance is a massive red flag.

[el-shab-hussein]

It was really weird seeing random communist bloggers on here try to defend her saying "Um actually what does this have to do with anything or propaganda". Your ideology firmly believes Hollywood and the American entertainment industry is carefully constructed to promote specific capitalist imperialist white supremacist misogynistic narratives and now all of a sudden when it's inconvenient you think it's not that serious? You think it's not important to nip this shit in the bud? Sorry have we been existing on the same Internet? Or are you just pro-ana girlies in secret?

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[skiplo-wave]

Crazy I thought Rosemary here was rightfully crying cause she’s searching for Jack

Now it’s Rosemary, a wife and mother, as grief consumed her to her dying breath

The art so night and day it’s crazy this is same series