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Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

genderkoolaid

The Old Town Road star was arrested last year for attacking police officers and later entered rehab.

alemanriq

Project mail harry but gib them cat

smute

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

smute

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

dogpuppy

Shrek 5 trailer looks insane

assignedmale

beemovieerotica

people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

hollowedskin

"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

paper-mache-stars

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

laterkiss

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

forcemascexperiments

A lot of force masc is "what if someone found me so attractive that they forced me to be more of myself against my will" and a lot of force masc is "what if I could destroy the thin pretty feminine image that everyone is obsessively pushing onto me and then fuck that destroyed image into the ground" and a lot of it is "what if all the things stopping me from transitioning didn't matter because I was forced to do it anyways" and a lot of it is "hmmmm hairy round ass"

wolfram-blorbos

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

#growing up w one is so insufferable tho #'are you okay why are you abt to cry you look like youre gonna cry whats wrongs whats going on are you good' IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

fairycosmos

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

gunpowdercarousel

Normal character arc for an Evil Companion Character: Oh my GOD I've been EVIL what have I DONE I should be BETTER I should be NICE

Minthara's Character Arc: The problem is that up until now I have been evil in service to Other People. Now ☝️ I can be ✨ Independently Evil ✨

audible-smiles

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.