[naturemagicserenity]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[grendelsmilf]

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

[icaseybaybee]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[plushieanimals]

 romper, frisk, and nanigans! (aurora world)

[callizinc]

I think this upcoming summer is gonna be the one. I can feel it. This summer is gonna finally be It. This summer I'm totally finally gonna get my life together and start living. I'm totally gonna realize that I've simply been missing the key thing to being a real person all along and I'm Literallyyyyy gonna become so real and normal, It's literally going to happen, it's Totally going to happen. This time for sure, it's 100% absolutely going to happen this time, Just one more summer bro just one more, This time it's the one THIS TIME It's finally gonna happen. Isn't that right guys? Ahah? Guys? [A cold wind blows. A dark mist surrounds. In the background is the manifestation of a memory of my childhood of which I do not possess]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[raylangivins]

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[senatortedcruz]

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[pansyfemme]

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

[georgecuntanza]

love books. because it’s like what if something happened