The Monchiest Moncher

I monch the cronch and share my thonks

[cabbagemoncher3000]

Cursed circumcision

[cabbagemoncher3000]

Life isn’t that great, over the past year I have:

Found out I’m allergic to bees

Not had a single successful relationship

Gained back the 30 lbs I lost last year

Decided not to pursue theatre and currently feel lost about my career options

Had to attend a funeral for someone who was like a little brother to me and then while we were on vacation a few months later was so rounded by the very ocean that killed him for a whole week while suffering a major depressive episode

Found out I like alcohol and weed which made for a very fun but probably damaging 1st semester of senior year and lastly

Had to do graduation during corona and deal with my dumbass district giving us terrible final assignments

[cabbagemoncher3000]

[cabbagemoncher3000]

How did I post this when I haven’t been on Tumblr for over half a year now . . . I

Huh?

[cabbagemoncher3000]

HELLO

I’M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

[cabbagemoncher3000]

[bettybrants]

tag how attractive you are from 1 to 100

[aberrantemotion]

THEY DIDNT EVEN USE A PIC, YOU JUST FORCED ME TO INSULT MYSELF

[thatoneemobooknerd]

72 for me. Fair enough. I agree

[theclingynerd-deactivated202003]

28

[b00bconnoisseur]

35

Damn cmon that's a bit harsh!

@sadamericanorca @jajebabie

[leg-stealing-bee]

93

[collgeruledzebra]

19 OOF

[the-collector-of-souls]

54, nice

[not-my-brain]

I don't know what name to put in there... but it'll probably be 7...

[cabbagemoncher3000]

Apparently I’m around an 100 according to all the people that are my husbands in my Theatre and then according to others it’s really more of a 76

[cabbagemoncher3000]

How do I do the date?

I’ve been single for awhile I just want a gf :,)

[cabbagemoncher3000]

I’m baaaaaack

Hiya

[alwaysblind]

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Hh

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

z

[cabbagemoncher3000]

Ohodu

[kiraoji]

art cheats

hello i am here today to not lose track of the art cheats i have discovered over the years. what i call art cheat is actually a cool filter/coloring style/way to shade/etc. that singlehandedly makes art like 20 times better

80’s anime style

glitch effect

glow effects

adding colors to grayscale paintings

foreshortening ( coil )

foreshortening ( perspective )

clipping group (lines)

clipping group (colors)

dramatic lighting ( GOOD )

shading metal

lighting faces

that is all for today, do stay tuned as i am always hunting for cool shit like this

[kiraoji]

guys stop reblogging this these are cheats the CIA will come for you

[intrntdog]

reblogging so i dont lose this

[alwaysbewoke]

Look at how casual it is in our society to promote female abuse towards men. We think nothing of it. Imagine if the genders here were reversed. Imagine if this was the gamifying of abusive and control behavior of men towards women. It would be a fucking shitstorm and the gaming company would have to apologize but this? Nah because society is HYPOCRITICAL when it comes to toxic behavior. That’s why I roll my eyes hard at all the “toxic masculinity” talk because it’s pretty damn clear that overwhelmingly those who are quick to say that shit only have a “toxic radar” that works on men. If males are doing dirt, they are ready to yell to the mountaintops but women and suddenly they are deaf, dumb and blind. suddenly all those stances just go away. suddenly all those belief just disappear. that’s when the excuse parade starts marching in. fuck that. and  don’t give me that bullshit excuse about men cheating cause guess what? WOMEN CHEAT AS MUCH AS MEN (here, here, here, here and here)! So unless you’re ready to tell me that as a woman you expect and welcome the invasion of your privacy, the destruction of your personal property and/or other likewise behavior because women cheat, shut the fuck up.

Dudes if you find yourself with a girl or woman like this, dump her toxic ass immediately. Do not even waste your time trying to make her see how fucked up and abusive this behavior is. Get the fuck out of there and find you someone who is secure enough to not freak out cause you have other females in your life besides her and your family. And if you’re about to enter into a relationship with a chick, have the talk. I always tell chicks straight up “I have many female friends and some are among my best friends in the world. We talk, chat, hang, go out and etc. I am NOT going to jettison them for you. They are my friends and they are going to remain my friends. Tell me NOW if you can’t handle that and we will go out separate ways no hard feelings.” I ALWAYS MAKE THAT SHIT CLEAR! Girls and women will fucking demand you get rid of your female friends for them but try asking them to do the same with their male friends for you and they fucking lose their shit. Fuckouttahere! 

“Toxic femininity” is too fucking real and the fact that we don’t call that shit out is why “toxic masculinity” is mostly an exercise in misandry.

EITHER CALL ALL OF IT OUT OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[alwaysbewoke]

but notice all you can do is leave. you can’t actually give a reasoned response because you know you don’t have one. 

BRING IT!! SOMEONE PROVE TO ME I’M WRONG!! LET’S GO!! LET’S GO FUCKERS!! ALL YOU FEMINISTS AND SHIT!! COME WITH IT!! CLOWNS!! BRING SOME LOGIC TO THE TABLE!! COME ON! ANYONE?! MAKE THE ARGUMENT THAT THIS IS ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR!!! IF IT ISN’T WHY IS IT OKAY FOR US TO ALWAYS DISPLAY IT IN THIS FASHION?!?? COME NOW PEOPLE!!! DON’T BE A COWARD AND JUST LEAVE, FACE THIS SHIT! LET’S GO!!

[alwaysbewoke]

THAT’S FUCKING WHY!?!?!

i’ve seen my boys get caught up with crazy ass controlling evil chicks doing shit like this and yet our society is hellbent on giving them a pass. we never call them out. we never put their feet to the fire. we never roast their asses but we always got something to say about men tho. always. yet women are carrying out all manner of abuses in relationships. shit is disgusting. and when we sit back and allow for the above and we don’t call it out, we normalize the idea that abuse from women to men is okay. this is how you normalize an idea and a concept. you keep repeating it in as many mediums as you can until people see and/or hear it so much that they accept it as fact, as logical, as normal. think about how we talk and treat domestic violence in this country. 

remember these domestic violence experiments to understand how differently we act depending on how the aggressor is? 

Shocking video shows strangers ignoring domestic violence in the street - but they rush to help a female victim

how do we get to a place where we think abuse and/or domestic violence against women is unacceptable but abuse and/or domestic violence is funny, entertaining and thus acceptable? we normalize the idea that it is so and the above is one of the ways we do it. and it’s all funny until you realize 40% of domestic violence victims are men at the hand of women.

i had a friend who was in physically abusive relationship with a girl who was the mother of his son and it was as fucked up as anything i’ve seen happen to a woman. the scratches to the face, the punching, having things throw at him and shit… it was fucking crazy. but it’s all funny right? we’ll put in everywhere that if a woman is mad at a guy, it’s okay that she slaps him. in games where it’s funny that a woman invades your privacy or wreck your personal property because “some chick texted my man.” however we all know if the genders were reversed it would be all types of shit! this is called normalizing and it’s fucked up. that’s why i’m mad. fuck @amandaseales. hotep. the fuck does this have anything to do with hotep? fuckouttahere with that bullshit!! bunch of fucking hyprocrites. 

[alwaysbewoke]

‘I stabbed him with a fork and reversed over him in my car’: The secret Facebook page where women brag about violence toward men 

‘In a mad ass rage at my partner. Just want to punch him in the c*ck and stab him in the leg with a fork. Bad b****es, I want to know what is the craziest thing you’ve done in a fit of rage?’ one woman posted on Friday.

The post garnered hundreds of likes and prompted a colourful discussion about domestic violence. 

‘Threw a chair at him through a glass door. Door smashed and cut him the f*** up. Needless to say he didn’t smart mouth me again,’ one said.

The post and the ensuing comments were shared with all 173 thousand members of Bad Girls Advice. 

this is what is considered being a “bad bitch.” and y’all fucking telling me i’m overacting? we send the message that this is acceptable through every medium so it’s no shock that 170k+ women gathered around thinking this is acceptable. fuckouttahere with this “you overacting” bullshit. social engineering requires that a message be sent over and over and over and over again through all meduim and channels great and small so that it becomes just standard thinking and the result is THIS. And damn I feel sorry for these dudes cause most probably just stayed with this crazy shitty women or didn’t defend themselves. Let a chick think she can hit me and just keep on keeping on. Bitch you thought!

[lastsonlost]

Ask yourself how many male abuse victims are on this website right now seeing people fight so hard to justify and normalize the abuse we went through? Why is it okay for us men to be abused?

[thathighclassbitch]

This post doesn’t have enough notes

[alwaysbewoke]

This will never get the notes. Anything on Tumblr that calls out the toxicity of femininity is ignored. Even when there’s mad evidence like this.

[thathighclassbitch]

True. But I’ll keep reposting this.

[diondair-giulainidh]

@nunyabizni didn’t you or lastonlost make a post on this kind of shit?

[michuno-blog1]

@radfemtori I wanna hear your take on this.

[diondair-giulainidh]

Me too tell her to unblock me

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Good Lord that’s horrifying.

Probably the radfem answer will be something like “it’s patriarchy that excuses female violence uwu nothing we can do”

[8bitmickey]

As someone who was in a mentally and verbally abusive relationship with a terrible person I can’t not boost this.

[thedirtymonkey2]

Sorry to get political for a second, but this shit is real. 

[cabbagemoncher3000]

A friend

A very good friend of mine’s (someone I treated like family) body was found earlier today at the beach. He was swimming with his family when his sister started to get sucked away by a riptide, and him, being the amazing person he was, went out and got his sister out before the riptide took him away, he drowned sometime last night, scared and alone probably. His name was Joseph Thomas, he was one of the best damn musicians (and friends) you could ever meet. He was 16, a member of the Theatre Company at my school, and he sure as hell didn’t deserve to die this young. I’ve gone through an entire box of tissue so far and still start crying when I hear his name mentioned. He was my brother, and he died and the next time I’ll see him will be at his funeral. Tell people you love them, give your friends hugs, show them how much they mean to you, every moment could be their last. Don’t do what I did, say Goodbye, not see ya later, because you might not.

Please for the love of God, if you ever get caught in a riptide swim parallel to the shore so you may escape it! Please!

[ommanyte]

I exit the car to look for my boyfriend

Man: door Hand: hook Car: door

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

G U N

[cabbagemoncher3000]

Did somebody say GUN?!?!

[cabbagemoncher3000]

So a few days ago we were shopping for stuff for comic palooza and we had to stop to drop off paper at my Mom’s office, and as we were driving away we saw a man get out of his car with a baseball bat of course we are all curious and look at him as he walks into the door of the office he’s entering I jokingly say “He’s planning a murder” and right after the word “murder” leaves my mouth he turns around and waves at us while smiling with the bat still in hand.

I guess I’m next guys, have fun!

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let’s talk about beard combs

[cabbagemoncher3000]

I have one, it’s great!

[vero-in-technicolor]

Cleaning the oceans one step at a time

Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.

[thedarkestlovee]

Fucking genius!

[demsaymention]

Boost!!👏🏾

[soggywarmpockets]

There’s only 9 days left and they aren’t even 35% funded. Boost and help them out!

[vikingcarrot]

7 days left, please help out if you can. Trash in the ocean is a massive, massive problem to the eco-system, food chain, climate and wildlife.

[serendibitedraws]

Pleaaaaase consider. My environmental science classes talked about this for months. There are literal Giant islands sub islands of plastic floating in our oceans it affects every country if you eat fish it affects you if you eat anything from the ocean it affects you if you eat from anything that has come from water it affects you please consider funding them.

[creepydead-deactivated20200809]

[gayemo]

Oh gosh i wish I could donate but ill reblog for those who can

[sun-pathos]

This is actually an old post and the donations here have been closed but you can still support them at their website: https://seabinproject.com

And this is how they’ve been doing thus far