[nieyao]

if you’re a fan of Shapes it is your lucky day

[nieyao]

your testimonials are increasing her power

[nieyao]

please she is growing too strong

[cabbge]

i have reached the phase of inactivity on tumblr where my only notifications are porn bots who follow me

[dungeonlust]

The Dragons in Love | Varna, Bulgaria

[funnytwittertweets]

[sreegs]

🫡 to the retail workers going to work today, braver than the troops

[sreegs]

people in the tags commenting "this whole week" or "every day", this is why i didn't specify a date in the OP. retail workers are braver than the troops on every day that ends with the letter Y

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[mintytrifecta]

[cabbge]

i feel like theatre is starting to bring out the worst in me and i don’t know what to do anymore.

[shamebats]

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out by the Onion.

[rocketotaku-deactivated20240529]

The people deserve to see screenshots of the best ones

[meeowerzz]

have a horrible headache and my normal music isn’t curing it but then,, underwater mario soundtrack

[meeowerzz]

du du du,,, mmmmm yeah

[meeowerzz]

that lil chime,, cures all illness

[meeowerzz]

do y’all understand

[meeowerzz]

the magic of mario underwater soundtrack

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

ARE THESE GUYS REALLY SINGING THINGS LIKE THIS AND PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY THINK ITS GOOD

[xrd]

[r0achinyourc0mputer]

begging all of you to get a cup of hot chocolate just because i’ve been chugging hot chocolate lately and it’s really good. also i don’t feel like getting into internet arguments as often anymore bc i see someone being stupid and i go ok… and i drink my hot chocolate and i stop caring about them. i think everyone should drink some hot chocolate and stop caring

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[tundrakatiebean]

I made a quilt for one of my college professors once. He and his wife had some trouble with the pregnancy and she was on bed rest for a while. He’d mentioned it to us because he might have to leave in the middle of class if something drastic happened. Nothing did happen in the end, but I knew this was a big deal for them so I made a quilt. The first real one I’d ever made.

It was an bilingual alphabet quilt. Both the dad and mom spoke Japanese and that was a big part of their lives so I made a quilt with the English alphabet and a hand embroidered picture of something that matched the letter with both the English and Japanese word for it. I appliquéd the letters and designed all the embroideries myself. It was a lot of work but when I found my professor to give it to him he almost cried when I showed him. They sent me a picture of the baby on the quilt that I still have even though the baby is I think 12 now. For a while they had it hung on the kid’s bedroom wall and they said he would bow to it in the morning to show his gratitude and respect for the work put into it.

If you think someone is worth making something for you should do it! It’s an act of love and care in a world that is so often bereft of it.

[deactivated-12555673]

i like stories about fantasy politics wish they were good.

[deactivated-12555673]

begging people to realize that fantasy politics does not inherently mean fantasy racism metaphors sometimes its about elf zoning laws

[deactivated-12555673]

When I refer to "fantasy politics" what I'm usually trying to refer to is the internal political mechanics of a world. I wanna see the wizard council discuss banned spells I want to see the wider political implications of a kingdom that chooses its ruled based on who can wield a magic sword I wanna see the economics of the magic wand economy.

I'm making this post with "recently saw someone say something stupid on the internet" bias but sometimes it does feel like most people's understanding of what politics in fiction look like is limited to bigotry metaphors. And I think that sucks.

One of my favorite parts of worldbuilding is the political mechanics of how the world functions, its one of the first things I start theorizing on in media that doesn't explore that part of its world indepth. Its frustrating when the conversation around fantasy politics is fixated on elf racism (usually very badly written elf racism) instead of like.... elf economics and elf zoning laws and the damn wizard council.

[prokopetz]

The thing that’s funny and relatable about Luigi isn’t that he’s a coward, it’s that he’s a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-I-dunno apprehension, whether it’s hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he’s the universe’s second-greatest warrior and doesn’t realise it because as far as he’s concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing – he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It’s all spiders in the bathroom to him. He’s equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

[prokopetz]

My favouite thing about this post is all the folks in the notes who are inexplicably in absolute denial that this could possibly be about the green dude from the Super Mario series.

[bimiplier]

Wait who the fuck is this about

[prokopetz]

The green dude from the Super Mario series.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

I wonder what % of Tumblr posts are never interacted with. What % of users never gain any followers. How many completely undiscovered people are out there? How much potential is being idly lost to nothing?

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

1. Do not refer to me as OP. I do not post things I spill them out of my brain in a whimsical yet clumsy fashion for all to see

2. Please take a little pill of Be The Shush and cease any further efforts to make me discovered. Thank.

[slipping-into-madness]