Wait...What?

Yes..hello..it is I. Welcome!! Have a look arou..*trips*.. Seriously brah?! Oh that's it..I'm done. SO done. GOODBYE

[cackleifyou]

Them:

Me:

[cackleifyou]

Me @ President Trump:

[cackleifyou]

"President Trump contracts Covid-19. "

Covid-19:

[cackleifyou]

Me: Oh boy! Can't wait for the quarantine to be over this month!

The government:

[cackleifyou]

This did not age well.

[cackleifyou]

My Work: Are you experiencing any covid-19 symptoms?

Me realizing I can make more on unemployment:

[cackleifyou]

Fall 2020 be like:

[cackleifyou]

Me: Oh boy! Can't wait for the quarantine to be over this month!

The government:

[cackleifyou]

After Quarantine To-do list:

1.

[cackleifyou]

When your coworker starts coughing but you've accepted your fate as an essential

[cackleifyou]

*Day 3 of Quarantine*

Me waiting for the Purge siren to go off:

[cackleifyou]

The media: *Coronavirus 24/7*

Me:

[cackleifyou]

I just gave you the ammo, I never told you to pull the trigger.

[cackleifyou]

Me: *laughing at the coronavirus pandemic*

It's confirmed in my state!

Me:

[cackleifyou]

Once this facade breaks I'm pretty much done for

[cackleifyou]

Favoring one person over the other is still a form of manipulation, especially when it's so blatantly obvious.

[babbushka]

when you want to make a funny post but wind up getting hurt from thinking about it for too long

[cackleifyou]

My therapist once asked me:

"Do you really want to die or do you just want out of the situation?"

What a banger.