Hey up kiddywinkles

I'm smol and tired and have weird tastes that change on the weekly -- El, she/her, 25

[iluvop81]

in my photo dumps for other socials i like to drop hints on what i'm currently reading or watching etc without it being in your face and like too obvious

that'll do lol

[zygomafantasy]

Lando "I can't celebrate properly til I know we're ok" Norris

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

post cancelled this is way funnier

[loaf--of--toast]

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

[needsmoreexplosions]

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

[tfemflightinstructor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That's an incredible headline

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[safesaneandconceptual]

so uh. tumblr how we feelin

[sofuton]

[nerdpiggy]

i completely understand & agree with the backlash against students using chatgpt to get degrees but some of you are out here saying "getting a degree in xyz means pulling multiple consecutive all-nighters and writing essays through debilitating migraines and having severe back pain from constantly studying at your desk and chugging energy drinks until you get a kidney stone and waking up wishing you were dead every day, and that's just part of the natural process of learning!!!" and like. umm. i don't think that any of us should have had to endure that either. like maybe the solution for stopping students from using anti-learning software depends on college institutions making the process of learning actually sustainable on the human body & mind rather than a grueling health-destroying soul-crushing endeavor

[sea-mists]

literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

[queriesntheories]

Reblogging this with these tags because oh my goodness

To the person I reblogged this from THANK YOU i am now going to stick this on my pinboard where I’m gonna see it every single day

“Life is long and beautiful if you make it so”

[violetallnight]

i was the only person who laughed at ‘i believe in the mind control stuff because loads of governments have been doing it for years, especially the French’

that’s hilarious

[zapbib24]

Some unorganized thoughts on bnd:

The swinging scenes…. Inject them into my veins

Spidey and Yelena were a highlight and I need a whole movie of them together

The first half of the movie was just them finding any excuse they could to let Peter be naked

Peter and Frank’s dynamic was just the best, and that hospital scene between the two of them??

Sadie is a star and I loved her arc, the choice to have May be who changes things for her was 10/10

Peter and MJ…. That hurt, but my god their storyline is safe in Destin/Justin/tz’s hands

I haven’t stopped thinking about the rooftop scene and especially Z’s performance in it since last night, the shift when she reveals that’s not really MJ genuinely made me afraid of her. Making MJ, aka one of the most loveable characters, be scary in that moment?? Zendaya, the actress you are

The scene where they’re talking behind the curtain…. That might genuinely be the happiest Peter looked in the last 5 years (excluding those few seconds on the roof)

“I don’t love you, because I don’t know you” the whole theater GASPED

[of-apollo]

can i PLEASE see miss belova in her office. please

[heavenblazzer]

Spiderman brand new day spoilers without context

[albonk]

they are everything

[hamletthedane]

Still thinking about SIT TIBI TERRA LEVIS (“May the earth rest lightly on you”) inscribed on the Roman tombstone I saw at the museum last week