AnasAbdin
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Kaledo Art
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Not today Justin
Origami Around
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@cactalious
Hi,
Im Cact and i sometimes (once a year at best) post art of my current interest🙂↕️
Current Interests:
Kingdom Come: Deliverance 1 & 2
Quantum leap
Fixed Interests:
Discworld
Transformers
Jerma985
Disco elysium
One Piece
Metal Gear Solid
what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk
about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you
I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.
i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language
by the way, this post was inspired by some writing i was doing last night where i wrote "that that" and got so mad that i had to take a break for the rest of the evening
it's understandable that that "that that" that ended your writing session would inspire a post like that
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
the early 20’s are so complicated bc some people don’t fully grow out of being a teenager until 24 and other people are fully baked mature adults at 21
how do i become productive im 19 and useless
i don’t know i’m 26 and useless
He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
me, adding a new tag to my block list: I’m so glad my beloved mutual has discovered a new source of joy
YELLOW-SHAFTED NORTHERN FLICKER MY BELOVED ANGEL
this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem
Rule #2
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,
For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.
You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,
But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,
Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,
For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,
And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,
For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,
And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,
So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.
the insane need to tie a much bigger, stronger man up and play with his cock however i like and ride it whenever i want oh my god. …. and duct taping his mouth too to shut him up 😵💫 my turn to be the bad guy. let me slap you around a little while i’m in your lap actually :} if you didn’t like it, you wouldn’t be hard
what if we all explode
This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.
When You Look at Dr. Grace
part 1/2 (part 2)
sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID
Peter Claffey in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (s1) as Ser Duncan the Tall
He’s so beautiful I wanna throw up. Thank you poster for getting these together. Damn.
tumblr ads have finally dialed into what the average tumblr user cares about
Thinking about "You're have no immediate family. You dont even have a dog." And like duh thats devestating, but theres also the fact that the people telling him this are people hes been working with for 4 years at this point. Theres this quiet implication thats not just "you have no family no pets and no partners therefore you have no one to leave behind" its also "we, your coworkers who you might have called friends and who have been at your side while we all save the world for close to half a decade, are not close enough to you to even be mentioned in Stratts little speech. We will not stop this, we wont even protest or apologize. You have no friends at you side in your final moments." And i think thats even more heartbreaking honestly.
