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prideprejudce

have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

licoricefern

what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

cognito-ergo-hazard

i dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying "don't use the popcorn button"

overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat

stevebunge

francesca-feasts

One of my dissertation mentors turned down a tenure track job because at the interview she was introduced by first name and the men of equal rank were addressed as “Dr.”

mitski-miyawakis

i noticed this too even in 2016, when it was always “trump vs hillary™”

piipstachio

f/m shippings are great, heterosexuals just have the most awful taste in heterosexual relationships. why can’t you all be normal and instead of shipping edgy manchild x soon to be house wife, why don’t you ship that has whatever Adam and Morticia from the Adams family has.

piipstachio

every time this post gains notes again I am reminded of my pain and sufferings

piipstachio

me whenever this blows up again:

azertyhug

at the mall. just passed the microsoft store. there was a life size 3D cardboard steve. my soul left my body.

endormen-deactivated20190911

me waiting for my mother in the checkout aisle

kerahwaren

LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

pyropiano

gotinterest

I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

whitepeopletwitter

writing-prompt-s

All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Poisoned candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off a building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.

what-even-is-thiss

Newly acquired toddler: Mr. Evil man you sure are helping a lot of people. Villain: Finish eating your lunch, Timmy. Daddy’s plotting to overthrow the Big Bank. Sidekick: Oh that’s great, John! They’re so corrupt. I’ll cancel my plans with Linda tonight. She’s gonna love this. Villain: *crumples up evil plans and throws them across the room* DAMMIT!

noodles-07

*the plans land in the recycling bin*

whitepeopletwitter

prettykikimora-deactivated20250

These news programs think they’re slick all the time writing the number out long form rather than like 22.2 billion to make it seem like this impossible inconceivable number at first glance but then you realize we spend 22 billion every couple weeks on things that kill people.