God theyre just so chumby

zoe//

[cactiflora]

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[ari-nemera]

[cullenfucked]

ok but imagine watching bella and edward’s relationship from the outside like. ok this new girl moves to school and she starts dating that really weird guy from that really weird family for like. 6 months. and then he leaves her and shes like. really depressed for 6 months. then he comes back and like 6 months later youre invited to their wedding??????? i would be like bitch what the fuck

[twodotsknowwhy]

And then they go on their honeymoon only to have him come back and be like “oh yeah, she’s dead now, so sad”

[scorpio-karma]

That sounds like an episode of one of those “True Crime” shows where they know he murdered her but never had the evidence to prove it.

[sejient]

this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen

[shiftyarchfey]

A goblin calling for the hunt

[shiftyarchfey]

Also, people reblogging one post and not this one which is the first instance of this wondeful goblin chanting on film is a crime

[catchymemes]

[homofied]

[ike-loves-men]

I fixed it.

[homofied]

[criticalsuccess]

playing dnd

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me:

[jafaaar]

A man holding his baby up to paintings and talking to him at an art gallery

[1dietcokeinacan]

:)

[macaroni-rascal]

different energies

[laughingacademy]

She’s exploring, he’s retreating.

[devon-aoki]

she’s going to KILL him

[tylrgalpins]

[subcorax]

i have a cat named The Lady and my favourite thing about her is that she manages to have this very petite, delicate face while also being incredibly fat so every time she goes downstairs i just hear like.

THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUnk thunkthunkthunk 

and then my mother in the softest, most delighted voice going “oh, hello my wee lady!”

[subcorax]

@mordredoforkney ask and ye shall receive

baby girl. baby. big

[tracer-isms]

It’s

The Lady

[ourmissallison]

THE LADY

[bettedavisgf]

vaguely sad broad city is ending even though i haven’t seen an episode in like 3 seasons. just have feminist instincts for it. and abby and ilana should have fucked

[dysfunctionalbubble]

[chewbacca]

Britney Spears in a 1999 interview

[ak-draws]

*high-pitched screaming* aaAAAARTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

[nycxi]

[anxietyproblem]

[yoko-kurama-the-sex-god]

I feel personally attacked