We Can Make A Religion Out Of This

[todaysbat]

[thebewilderer]

THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

I REPEAT: THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

[catcrumb]

i did hourly comics day yesterday! i drew little black cat comics. i hope you enjoy!

[sofflepoffle]

Does anyone want to see the presentation I made on what historical fashion trends we should bring back and which should burn in hell I made for a PowerPoint party?

[sofflepoffle]

The people have spoken

[sofflepoffle]

In conclusion: Wear what you want and be funky

[theweirdwideweb]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Reblog if you’re a petticoated swashbuckler and would stab a man with a hairpin

[swolerbear]

honestly I love history that reminds us that the assholes of today are exactly like the assholes of yesteryear

[i-am-darth-feanor]

PETTICOATED SWASHBUCKLERS UNITE

[themoonmothwrites]

Have worn a hat pin. Would gladly stab an asshole with my tiny, beautiful sword

[faithfire-writes]

If I don’t reblog this every time, assume I’m sharpening my hatpin.

[kaijuno]

[kreature-ofthenight]

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

[kaijuno]

Fair point

[sophiexteresa]

Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

You forgot the T. Rex

[sophiexteresa]

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

[sophiexteresa]

@the-only-useful-lesbian

[misterreus]

The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.

[cactusjuice03]

It’s pride month y’all!!

*gay panic intensifies*

[leftoversalad]

[angelofdumpsterfires]

Happy birthday ace friends

[wearewatcher]

This one goes to our Tumblr followers!

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

these virgins wouldnt last ten minutes on here

[alivehouse]

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

[alivehouse]

artistic rendition

[ceekari]

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T

humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need

circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point

tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y

spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

[catgirltoes]

New alphabet dropped!

[ceekari]

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

[modmad]

recursive

[lightkrets312]

sometimes you get gripped by a bad idea and have to complete it before you can be left at peace. anyways download it here if the link works, go nuts

[cactusjuice03]

So I just confesed to someone through a letter and I’m waiting for them to see it and I’m panicking so I might as well tell random strangers on the internet about it

[i-homeostasis]

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

[i-homeostasis]

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

[schro-dingus-deactivated2023030]

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

[jumpingjacktrash]

#venus has a low render distance

[thecraftychemist]

See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:

Source

Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko

[ultraviolet-divergence]

So it’s not quite snowing on Churyumov–Gerasimenko, unfortunately; the white specks are artifacts of cosmic rays impinging on the CCDs in the camera, as well as a rotating starfield in the background (since the comet is spinning). A few specks could be dust. But, holy shit, that’s the surface of a comet. That’s a spot you could in theory cling to for dear life sit down on. The Cliffs of Comet 76p are a place. 

If that isn’t the neatest shit I don’t know what is.

[dorkery]

[thesaltofcarthage]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

PHOTOS OF ACTUAL OTHER GODDAMN PLANETS

[bhujangan]

Simple explanation of the bills that farmers in India are protesting - in TikTok form!

[alex-wf]

i was possessed 

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

what if we were sitting in a field and i plucked some grass and put it on your knee. what then?

[jam-campasta]

two sashas cause i cant decide which design i like better!! they both be cute doe!

[jam-campasta]

Oh.

[raccoonwarlock]

A tragedy in 2 acts

[battleshipping]

the real forbidden snack

[nephiliumpotterpjochasewholock-6]

wait what is this stuff?

[percabethfangirl]

It’s rosin, and it’s used for bows for violins and the like. It is not edible

[cactusjuice03]

I mean, I’ve tried the little powder it leaves on the bow and I’m still alive so...