Wee Lopsided Wizard (put me in your mouth)

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[witch-hot-takes]

Maybe hot take?

People should be able to do ad they please, expecailly in occult communities!

Like you should not let others control how you act!

Even in paganism, sometimes you need to be creative of information is lost!

So i believe you should be able to do as you please!

^^

agree

partially agree

disagree

what the fuck

neutral

other (reblog/reply)

Voting ended onJun 4

[masochism101]

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[helpimstuckinafandom]

I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

This post nearly got me ostracized by two of my swiftie friends and I don't think a third will ever look at me the same again lmaooooo

[servetolive]

[shittysawtraps]

can i be a big hater about something unrelated for a second

[shittysawtraps]

ok awesome

so i have finished a psychological thriller novel, and have begun the process of doing research so i can prepare to query agents. now, my novel has some pretty intense triggers in it, so i am aware it’s a bit of a hard sell– that being said, many agents have a “do not send me your novel if it has these things” list, so that’s what I’m looking for so i don’t accidentally trigger someone.

so i’m going down this list, and i find this agent. their “do not send me” list includes the following: non-consent/sexual violence, age gaps, teacher/student relationships, stalkers, cheating, everyone dies at the end, miscarriage/pregnancy, and abuse masked as love.

okay, cool! everyone has different tolerances for stuff, and it’s perfectly reasonable to not want to be involved with a story that has stuff you’re uncomfortable with. not the agent for me, but good on them for defining their boundaries.

but then i scroll back up and they’re requesting for gothic horror.

excuse me?????????

gothic horror without pregnancy or miscarriage? gothic horror without cheating? without stalking? gothic horror without major character deaths? GOTHIC HORROR WITHOUT ABUSE BEING FRAMED AS LOVE AND THE INTERROGATION OF THAT DYNAMIC?????

HEY CAN I GET A GOTHIC HORROR WITH NOTHING???

THAT’S JUST A STORY ABOUT A BIG HOUSE

[caddywampuswalk]

I had this problem querying my werewolf novel and hitting agent after agent with seemingly contradictory wishlists. 😭

Good luck to theeeee

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[hillhomed]

my ponysona🐎

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

The thing that almost every cover of "We All Lift Together" forgets is that it's a work song sung by the oppressed. If you don't have percussion that gives that vibe, you've failed to fire. Every metal cover sounds weaker than the OG because it sounds like it's made by people with soft hands, not by people doing back breaking labor.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Here's the only good cover, by the way. The focus on more folk instrumentation and improvised percussion makes it sound way harder than any metal track.

[paleogirlcrafts]

Lystrosaurus plush! After the Xmas rush I was finally able to take a little breather from custom orders and make something that I’ve wanted to make for a little while now. I remember being in my Evolution of the Earth class once upon a time and learning about Lystrosaurus fossil distribution helping confirm the existence of Pangea. I also love when the Lystrosaurus knocks into the camera in the BBC’s Walking with Monsters. I’m a sucker for a clumsy mammal-like reptile.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/120240074/extinct-lystrosaurus-plush-in-tie-dye

[johannestevans]

Ao3 is down but my website is not, so if you want largely free-to-read gay and trans mostly M/M fantasy erotica, romance, and historical fiction

Here's loads of works by title and description

Here's my tag masterlist

I am DictionaryWrites on Ao3, a name you may already know and love 😘

[johannestevans]

Having difficulty picking a place to start? Try one of these:

Gellert’s New Job — 21k, rated M. Fucked-up mean autistic hypercompetent trans guy is kidnapped and forced into being the new secretary for a 400-yo slutty autistic vampire crime boss with a pregnancy kink and no filter. Dark humour

A Man's Indentures - 14k, rated M. an indentured man is dispatched to serve as personal body guard for a cursed bailiff, who is so enchantingly beautiful that men treat him in the casually violent ways they would ordinarily treat a woman. Exploring misogyny and fucked-up power dynamics and class

Gift for the Wolfmen - 6k, Rated E. 4 werewolf warriors walk into a brothel and proceed to gangbang, cumflate, and impregnate two handy trans men available inside

Hunger At Sea - 7k. Rated E. A Jewish sailor, newly disabled and getting on in his years, is frustrated and angry at the new weaknesses of his body. He meets a man on deck - a vampire, in fact - he once met decades ago in his youth

Confession and Penance - 11k. Rated E. A Catholic workaholic begins to engage in an extracurricular dom/sub-flavoured dynamic with his priest, who desperately wants to dom this guy into improving his general health

Like A Thief and an Assassin - 7k, rated M. A kooky ADHD thief for a secret organisation starts getting flirty with his mean severe and SEXY older handler

Divine Bodies - 9k, rated E. A transmasculine priest of the Norse god Freyr receives his HRT treatment directly from his god via cumflation

A Bite of Rope - 15k, rated E, M/M. 1950s PTSD riddled asexual veteran who does enforcement for a crime syndicate becomes very interested in a coworker, a jewish ex-clown who apparently does BDSM in his spare time. Asexual bondage kink and weird fucked-up mentally ill D/s intimacy

Deep Breath - 7k, rated M. A very mentally ill painter becomes absolutely obsessed and fixated with a butcher across the road, who beomes mildly obsessed back

[ewwww-what]

The childhood warrior cat oc is a parasite that inhabits in the brain

[marshayame]

summer at mount rainier

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

[jessaerys]

i haven't read anything by n k jemisin even though the fifth season has been on my reading list forever because the bestie really liked it but then jemisin was involved in like sixteen different twitter dramas and that made me not want to check her out. which is yet another reasons why authors should be barred from accessing the post 2004 internet but they can have pre 2004 internet to search for synonyms and whatnot

[jessaerys]

father figure with benefits

[modelsof-color]

Anyiang Yak by Erika Long for Rouge Fashionbook November 2024

[penny-anna]

the current twitter discourse du jour is cervical smear tests for some reason and here is my take: there absolutely is a widespread assumption that if you have a vagina and are over a certain age you'll be habituated to vaginal penetration and this is self-evidently heteronormative and sexist and im honestly amazed that more people don't seem to register it fdkjghfdjk

[penny-anna]

it's not just an issue w smear tests. was investigated for PCOS not too long ago and when i was referred for an ultrasound absolutely nobody thought to mention that it would be a transvaginal ultrasound. if i hadn't happened to do my own research i would literally have found out on the day of the appointment?? i remain baffled by this

[penny-anna]

anyway a lot of people on twitter responding to 'actually smear tests are painful for some people' with 'oh well I suppose if you have some kind of medical condition it might be painful' and it's well the thing is people with medical conditions exist in real life

[caddywampuswalk]

I just gotta say, I’m someone who is fairly used to vaginal penetration in the sense that it’s part of my sex life but like

Thats still so different and I’ve still come away from these kinds of exams or ultrasounds upset when it isn’t communicated clearly to me that theyre going to happen

And ALSO I’ve had wonderful, kind medical technicians and doctors who HAVE given me that heads up before the appointment and that kind of seems like the obvious and correct choice. Yes.

I know it’s NOT because shit sucks out here but I just want OP to know: ur right and u should say it