Cadence Of The Blade

Sharper than God's Kitchen Knife and twice as edgy. 

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[mithrandirl]

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[prawnlegs]

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

[prawnlegs]

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[beammeupplease]

Victor Adame Minguez

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She's spotted Chris Pratt and she's not letting him make a Juarassic World sequel on her property O_O

[hometoursandotherstuff]

A real fantasy house, and it finally sold. The 1993 castle-like mansion in Shawnee, KS, has 7bds, 14ba, 17,755sqft, $3,891,800, and it has some surprises.

You begin by entering through double carved wood dragon doors.

The great room has ceiling painted like the sky, and a mezzanine above.

There's a large stone & wood fireplace, and to the left, a pond. A balcony that looks like a pulpit extends from the mezzanine.

The library in the mezzanine, features a large stained glass window flanked by two statuary pedestals.

Also this stained glass window.

What looks like a huge dining room is right off the library.

This is a smaller kitchen in this wing.

Sitting area outside the bedrooms.

This bedroom has a terrace, and what looks like a railing overlooking the floor below. Also love the mural on the ceiling.

Enormous bath.

Then down these stairs, there's another entrance hall.

Down here, there's a home theater and billiard room.

Plus a large wine cellar.

Check out this small sitting room on the roof top patio with its peacock stained glass window.

You can actually go inside the turret or climb to the top of it.

The grounds are beautiful.

Then, you can walk around this rocky area and enter here.

And, you're in this rocky, cave-like structure with a pool.

I'm not sure, but it looks like you can swim out here from the inside pool.

14.92 acres.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5225-Renner-Rd-Shawnee-KS-66217/449364857_zpid/?

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[bigmouthlass]

Now for my next magical trick . . .

Good form but a little shaky on the landing.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I meant that, I meant that, that's exactly how I wanted that to look.

Fuckin meow.

That's going on my highlight reel.

My patron saint is Buster Keaton.

[the-haiku-bot]

I meant that, I meant

that, that’s exactly how I

wanted that to look.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[secondlina]

I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~

Hiveworks Comics

It's time! Today is the day. Share the comic you've been working on all summer with the tag #MicroComicSummer

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[spltlvlhous]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)