hi im Cael

Cael, 31, fine with she/they prounouns, Polish. im very normal about haikyuu.

[namewithsense]

(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ taking a selfie with your co manager and making her nervous

[yaboybokuto]

heyheyhey

[f4nd0m-h0pp3r]

guys I’ve been diagnosed with “:3” it’s terminal

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[agentbreedlove]

rewatching project hail mary and you can tell stratt has seen the video logs so many times by the way she reacts and follows along... ough grace really was her dead wife, we even got a montage and everything

[paperandpencilsandskips]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

[just-antishipper-things]

"You can't ship that!"

lol what are you gonna do, climb inside my mind and shut off the imagination switch?

[just-antishipper-things]

This kind of response always fascinates me, so while I've got you here, can I just ask: legal by what standards? Do you mean real world standards, where laws vary from country to country, and in the case of the US, state to state? Or do you mean the fictitious laws set in place in the fictional setting of the ship? What standard exactly should we use to tell people "you're not allowed to enjoy this fictional thing?"

I know you didn't mean any harm by your response, but I feel it's important to reiterate that nothing gives anyone the right to police what people do in a fictional setting, full stop. Because at the end of the day, it's fiction, it's a fantasy, none of it is real, and so real world rules and standards do not apply. So, as long as you are not actively causing harm in a real world setting (i.e. harassing real people over fictional ships) then you do you.

[just-antishipper-things]

a very important addition

[hazel2468]

Something that also drives me NUTS with this "uwu if it's legal" shit is like...

Y'all only EVER. Say it about sexual stuff. "Oh wow well if it's LEGAL-!" bitch my ass is out here playing DnD. I roleplay a devil-them who KILLS PEOPLE FOR A LIVING and yet I don't see y'all rushing to tell me that those thoughts are illegal and bad and noooo you can't do THAT, murder is ILLEGAL.

It's because y'all are a bunch of puritan weirdos about sex and I reblogged a post that hits why right on the nose but dear FUCK y'all need to really unpack all of your weirdness about sex. Like. Right now. Because it's all conservative bullshit.

[solsticelosthermind]

This trend toward assuming legal = correct and morally right continued to baffle and fascinate me. Laws aren’t made from a moral standpoint. A huge chunk of laws are made to assist with the systemic mistreatment of enormous swaths of people.

In the ‘90’s, it was legal for my father to break into our house, steal all our shit, and assault my mother. Because they were still married and that meant everything she owned, including herself was legally considered his. The cops laughed in her face. And compared to other examples I have, that is mild.

Laws are not correct just because they exist and they have less than nothing to do with how people play pretend. Admit you’re reacting from a ‘ew gross’ position and then deal with the fact your emotions do not, should not, and never will control how other people exist.

I need y’all to kill the cop in your head and figure out why you’re so obsessed with keeping your head in the dirt.

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[osheamobile]

Posts to give @bixbythemartian wartime flashbacks

[bixbythemartian]

look, I know there's no way to convince people not to try to send this copy in when they order a pepperoni pizza from their local pizza place. I know that. I just want to point out a few things, just speaking as someone who used to work in pizza. (this is in delco- delivery/carryout- the rules are different for sit down restaurant and brick oven type places, but most pizza people get is gonna be from a delco with a conveyor belt oven)

one: you notice how it's on the bleeding edge between burnt and well done? that's because that's basically the only way to get a pizza with this much pepperoni to be remotely edible. this pizza cook worked very hard to make this work, pepperoni is really difficult to use a lot of on a pizza because it interferes with the cooking. it's fatty, and fat is insulating, which means it makes it harder to cook the dough. it's not just about being stingy (though I'm sure that corporate pizza has reduced the number of slices on pepperoni pizzas to save money for sure), there really is an ideal ratio of pepperoni to crust to sauce to cheese, and you don't have to exceed it by a lot to fuck a pizza up. (this is true of most ingredients, tbh, pizza is at all times mere inches from becoming a casserole, and adding extra ingredients in excessive amounts is a good way to get to casserole, particularly if they are wet ingredients, like onions or green peppers)

two: this picture was taken for the internet, so the person probably cleaned up the pizza before they took the picture. if they cut it in a box, they moved it to a fresh box. they cleaned up extra grease, soaked it up with paper towels or napkins. your pizza is almost certainly not going to look nearly this good.

three: people who work in pizza also have access to the internet. I cannot tell you how many none pizza with left beef orders I have canceled on sight. there's a reasonable chance someone will look at this copy and go 'oh it's the meme pizza' and cancel your order immediately and without hesitation.

'oh, but this is more edible than none pizza with left beef' no, it LOOKS more edible in this particular photo because the pizza cook was feeling bored and indulgent and was willing to baby this pepperoni monstrosity and made it look nice. your crime slices are much more likely to end up floating on a sea of pepperoni grease and, if you're very unlucky, the dough in the center will still be somewhat raw. the reason that the pizza chef is proud of this is that it is difficult to do. none pizza with left beef was at least cooked.

[punkfistfights]

i feel like so many people misunderstand redemption arcs. they’re not about forgiving past actions. they’re not about softening previous behavior. redemption arcs are about realizing past behavior was heinous and resolving to be better, do better. that’s why so many redemption arcs fall apart upon close scrutiny.

[punkfistfights]

redemption arcs do not rely on forgiveness! if a character is behaving a certain way just to be forgiven, that is not a good redemption arc! redemption arcs rely on people realizing their own behavior was bad and that they need to own up to the consequences. and those consequences can often include a lack of forgiveness!

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[tothechaos]

big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest

[dragonslaved]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[namewithsense]

have a transparent lil libero

[yeet-them-nachos-xhn]

Redraw of 2021 art