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MULTIFANDOM WRITING BLOG Finally started a side blog for writing and horny thoughts. There will be NSFW so read at your own risk.

[flowersforthemachines]

Another area Clair Obscur scored gold in is pathetic men.

Gustave is only one moment away from ending it all 90% of the time, and in the remaining 10% he's actively trying to do it. He would say "If anything happens to Malle, I'm going to kill everyone in this room, and then myself" completely unironically and mean every word of it. He isn't only the oldest man in Luimere, but also absolutely the poor little meow meow-est.

Verso's aloof lone wolf TM persona does not survive five minutes of being in the team's general proximity. He folds like a particularly pliable piece of paper with the attempted nonchalance that's also paper-thin. I'd also bet a lot of money that if he was allowed to cry every time he wanted to (and needed to), the game's runtime would jump by at least five more hours.

And I think it's beautiful <3

[winter-wise]

any pianist born after 1878 can't cook... all they know is gradient attack, charge they perfection meter, parry, be depressed, drink red wine & lie

[tempesthawke]

JOHANNA HEZENKOSS

[feyspeaker]

Solitude prints | nude variant on Patreon

[cafe-pietra]

cannot get over the fact that this guy:

is also this guy:

[ayesopod]

prince vael,, two million kisses

[cafe-pietra]

i'm only halfway through the game but this is the vibe as I understand it so far

Bonus:

[postcardsfromheapside]

Remember how I said I love that Neve will approve when you pick an out of pocket (or, sometimes, extremely dumbassed but funny) option?

This is one of my favorites. Also because of Emmrich's response. 😂

[redheadedflag]

me when im on "x reader tag" looking for fics at 3 am BUT all i find is memes and all the funny posts under the world EXCEPT the fics abt the character :

[tempesthawke]

Lucanis & Spite

[estuslite]

happy pridemonth!

more flags in the link!

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[internet-goblin]

There will never be another character like Blackwall Dragon Age. He's a Grey Warden. The first time you meet him, he saves you from being kirked. He's an idealist. He's a romantic. He's a war hero and a protector and a knight in shining armor. He's a liar and a bullshitter and a coward. He's a family man. He's traumatized by his family's tragedy and his own failures. He's a sports fan. He hates nobles. He's trying to impress nobles. His best friend is a lesbian half his age. He made a suicide pact with his coworker. He's a fuckboy. He genuinly likes women. He helps his friends get laid. He makes toys for children in his free time. He's a child murderer. He always lies about who he is. He always tells the truth about who he is. He gets psychoanalyzed by Varric without either of them realizing it. He fucks so loud it scares the horses. He idolizes courtly love. He's not a Grey Warden. He's every Grey Warden that ever walked on Thedas.

[mageknives]

dragon age: inquisition heads. rb and tell me in the tags where your inquisitor would be found in skyhold if they were a companion

[dellamortte]

Rook's right. You don't have to pretend. I won't be upset if you don't like coffee.

[larkinna]

teia 😙😙😙😙😙😙😙

[rookamell]

Let's make Lucanis First Talon without giving him any character growth to get to that point and no autonomy about the decision but at the same time let's then ignore this development in every subsequent conversation with the Crows or Ivenci and never bring it up again or give Lucanis any influence over what happens in his own home city even though the First Talon effectively holds enough power in Antiva that Caterina is said to be 'actually ruling' the country

[curiouswisp]

Emmrich & Manfred ⌇ Endgame