Caffeine Dependence and Boredom

You probably know me from my far more popular adhdfeelsandmemes blog. You can call me Rye! An aro ace, caffeine dependent, and adhd university student. I only reblog/post on here for my own amusement but you're welcome to follow!

[caffeine-and-catastrophe]

To the absolutley panicked walmart employee who SHOUTED "Manager to the compactor please! Manager to the compactor!" over the intercom last night:

I wish you all the best at your next job

[greelin]

“i don’t understand how you just get so much stuff done under pressure and like don’t freak out” i just go into autopilot bro like i genuinely do not know what happens in high volume situations. i let my body deal with that shit. not for me

[greelin]

if you completely block off a whole portion of your mind you’ll find that it is actually quite peaceful and you can move very fast, almost ungodly so, and achieve a lot while feeling absolutely nothing

[greelin]

i have been informed that this is not how normal people process and handle stress.… . dam that shit’s crazy. sorry y’all have to deal with it in like a rational healthy way

[caffeine-and-catastrophe]

Quarantine better end before my liver does

[sabertoothwalrus]

I made this because I actually did manage to brush my teeth tonight. Mimnty :-)

[caffeine-and-catastrophe]

i feel personally called out

[glitteratti-moved]

there are people who sit down…..they sit down and they say “i have to do this thing i don’t want to do.” and they do the thing. they fucking do it. like what the fuck is up with that

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatmadhatter]

Okay, but THIS.

My therapist only recently understood that when I said, “I don’t know how to make this phone call or make this appointment.” I very literally meant I didn’t know what to do. I can dial the phone, but what do I say EXACTLY? What questions are going to be asked? What do I need to have on hand? What if they ask me something I don’t know the answer to?

I’m one of those people that needs very specific and detailed instructions if I’m doing something for the first time.

[dovewithscales]

Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something that’s hard for you.

[pr1nceshawn]

The Stages of Not Leaving Your Apartment.

[carldangerous]

I FEEL VICTIMIZED

[bakwaaas]

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

[spite-knot-deactivated20210817]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i charge devices

[caffeine-and-catastrophe]

i came into this world by accident it’s only suiting i go out by it as well 

[caffeine-and-catastrophe]

If you came here expecting humor you will be gravely disappointed for i am but repository for pointless ramblings, bad jokes, and incoherent thoughts

[bluequestionmark]

One thing I don't understand about social anxiety is the fear of being seen with material things... Like oh you have luggage that takes up space? Loser

[caffeine-and-catastrophe]

the inside of the fridge is brighter than my future

[terefah]

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

[caffeine-and-catastrophe]

This is too accurate for comfort

[thetinywordnerd]

do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed

[caffeine-and-catastrophe]

Yes... *muffled sobbing*

[caffeine-and-catastrophe]

You've reached a whole new level of Wikipedia addiction when you find yourself looking at their merch