AAAAHHHHHHH

[stcrlghts]

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

[allpiesforourown]

On one hand I think Binghe would love having a shizun body pillow on the other I think if he saw an object in shizuns likeness, completely lifeless and inanimate laying on his bed, he'd break down remembering those 5 years living with a corpse

[cosmicrelease]

i think ab that moment in season 2 a lot where steve sees nancy in the hallway and he says

“i missed you😘🥰”

and she’s all

“it’s been an hour 🙄”

and he responds

“tell me about it 💋😍”

and she like pushes him away.

and all i know is eddie would absolutely eat that shit up!!!! he’d be all in on steve and would crave the cheesy, all encompassing, silly, adorable love!!!! steve deserves the same energy back!!!

I YEARN FOR STEVE TO BE LOVED THE WAY HE DESERVES

[caffienebythegallon]

oh to be fucked instead of being fucked by finals

[allpiesforourown]

"Svsss through Binghes POV" do you know how absurd it would be. Binghe would narrate everything in extreme detail except the stuff that's actually plot important

"Woke up holding shizun. His robe had slipped off his shoulder during the night and it made him look extra cute. I begged him to wake up for a while before it was time to start the day... I kissed his forehead and said I'd be right back with breakfast. I used the last of my onion in the scrambled eggs and while they were sizzling on the stove I heard something from shizuns room. I got excited thinking he woke up and ran in.

It was just Liu Qingge broke through my wall to tell me I'm officially Cang Qiong’s enemy or something I beat him up

By the time I got back to the kitchen, the eggs had burnt. I had to start over, but I used the last of my onions on the last batch, so these weren't as tasty. I presented them to shizun and apologized but he refused to eat it (most definitely because the food was so bad and not because he's dead)"

[caffienebythegallon]

who's more of an unreliable narrator?

Lou Binghe

Shen Yuan

both are equally fucked

Voting ended onDec 12, 2024

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[caffienebythegallon]

God damnit this sucks I’m gonna (remembers the tumblr post about how suicide jokes only worsen mental health) commit a crime… lots of crimes

[cosmicpoutine]

Okay, but bruce wayne is basically angelina jolie... rich, adopts kids, has a weird dark side not a lot of people know about, will beat your ass if you raise your hand at their kids... just cast her for batman already

[cosmicpoutine]

joining the bat fandom is so fun, you pick a robin and hold onto that thing for dear life

[caffienebythegallon]

jason jaSON JASON!!!

God I love that guys

[gabsrius]

Reviví solo por otro meme de Red Hood, más de un mes tarde pero siempre es buen momento para un meme(?

[caffienebythegallon]

I just watched the horror movie Brightburn and the only thing going through my mind is how much Clark Kent would hate the movie. For those who don’t know Brightburn is a horror movie that’s basically Superman’s origin story(alien baby crashing on a Kansas farm and taken in by a couple who wanted but couldn’t have kids) except his race is evil.

So I was thinking man Clark would hate it if a movie like that was made in his universe cuz 1. It would be way too close for comfort 2. If his origin story ever publicly gets out people are going to compare him to Brightburn so much. On another note I think Lois and Jimmy would laugh at him about it.

Btw I personally think it’s a good movie but if you don’t like gore or get queasy easily DONT WATCH IT!! 

[inverted-typo]

But make them techno punk

[cosmeretrek]

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

[caffienebythegallon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

He clicks on Gotham Wikipedia with bated breath. And it doesn’t take long for Peter to figure out just how bad the situation is. Gotham isn’t just a city, it’s apparently a hellhole. What kind of villain playground is this world running? How could anyone let it get this bad? Where is the government? Where are the heroes?

Peter’s heart swells at the thought. He needs heroes! They’ll be able to help him! For villains, there is always a hero around. He searches for just regular “list of heroes.” The first thing that pops up is a website- JusticeLeague.Org.

-

Peter, like any 14 year old superhero, really wants to catch a break. He's just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, nothing special. Well, only if you don't look at his biology ever since the radioactive spider bite. And his extensive track record of running away and deaths in his life. And that his foster-dad is Tony Stark. And that his mentors are the Avengers. And the fact that he was randomly kidnapped one morning on his way to school and now he's in an alternate universe with a bunch of different superheroes that keep stalking him.

He thinks they mean well, but they're really weird. Besides that Red Hood guy. He's pretty cool.

[frownyalfred]

Bruce has all of his Robins be near-indistinguishable from each other in order to protect them. He gets twitchy if one of them isn’t black haired and roughly the same size because it means people will notice it’s a new Robin, and a new (less trained) Robin is vulnerable for so many reasons.

[everwistfully]

Red Hood’s all about keeping his secret identity from almost everyone, right?

He’s going to all his meetings with the hood on and never lets any of his ‘business partners’ or goons or allies unrelated to the bats see his face, right???

He either gains enough trust or completely forgets to put it on as he walks in on his goons, his gang, if you will.

They all just kinda side eye this kid who just walked in and started ordering around until one of them finally speak up questioning this kids existence and whatnot. Hood whips around to yell at them for their insubordination but goes to run his hands through his hair or something and is genuinely surprised when his fingers DO go through his hair. So he just walks out of the room in a huff until he walks back in and says the exact thing. All the goons immediately burst into action and don’t question the kid who walked in and said the exact same thing moments ago…

In another instance he forgets his hood under his arm and starts addressing everyone but this time they react a bit more aggressively. This time he just sighs and puts the hood on his head. It’s an instant reaction but Doofenshmertz style, “a kid with a hood giving us orders?” To, “Red Hood giving us orders!”

Tim sees it this time and never lets him live it down, periodically calling him Perry the Platypus.

[caffienebythegallon]

I love reading fics where Jason’s gang members go “HOLY SHIT THATS A KIDDD!!”

[llmsos]

He tried to get the toy again