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We all know Athena had that “i disapprove of your friendship with my daughter” talk with Percy, but now I'm imagining a similar situation happening between Hades and Will and Will is just like “FRIENDSHIP?? Lord Hades we are GAY!”
Hades: I do not approve of your friendship with my son-
Will: We’re not friends
Hades: I - what?
Will: We’re literally dating
Hades: Oh, i know. I just-
Will: Are you homophobic or something?
Hades: No, child. I simply didn't know what te-
Will: Then why did you say friendship? It's gay. We’re gay. And for the record, I'm not sure I approve of your parent-ship with my boyfriend
Hades: parent...ship...
Nico: I told you that you didn't want to meet him
The ladies of the Seven ✨ Or at least how I picture them- via artbreeder & photoshop
Percy notices a trend of couples wearing the other’s clothes. Piper wears Jason’s stuff, Nico and Will do it, Leo and Calypso, etc… so naturally Percy wants in on it. Only, he can’t fit into Annabeth’s shirts or anything and is kinda mad about it.
Annabeth thinks it’s sweet and, as someone who often steals Percy’s clothes, figures he should get to wear something in return so Percy ends up wearing snippets of Annabeth at all times whether it be her camp necklace or her hair band around his wrist or her socks or pretty much anything that Percy can figure out how to wear.
….she gets a little exasperated when he tries to wear her t-shirt as a cape though. Then the next day she sees Jason wearing Piper’s shirt as a cape and decides to just leave it alone. Suddenly CHB is full of people wearing their SO’s shirts as capes and poor Chiron is trying to figure out what’s going on.
Okay everyone im back on my shit again. You know what im sure happens fairly often but we never see?
A demigod showing up to Camp Half-Blood insisting they have two mortal parents, neither of which are gods.
Like... pretty much everyone who shows up goes "actually i never knew x parent" or "actually x parent died when i was a baby" or "yes i live with my parent and step-parent"
It's never "um excuse me but I have a living mom and dad and neither are- what do you mean im adopted??"
Or "What do you mean dad already had me before he and mom met???"
Or "my mom cheated on my dad with Ares and no one knew about it until i started to control knives with my mind"
Or "it turns out my parents were both whammied to think i was biologically theirs when I showed up on their doorstep as a baby"
The potential drama is unlimited.
ALSO
Now that we know Dionysus lived with his children, the twins, at some point... Did they know he was a god?
"Yeah my dad is a camp counselor. No, I've never been to the camp. No, I don't know what it's called."
Did Castor and Pollux visit Camp Half-Blood when they were super young? Like as toddlers or as five year olds? Did everyone coo over them?
Did Dionysus tell them from the beginning that he was a god? Or did he go by "Dave" or something and try to give them a semi-normal life before deciding they were old enough to know the truth?
What if they thought their dad was totally normal until one day they're sent to camp for the first time and he's like "btw, I'm Dionysus" and the twins are like "you're a liar, that's what you are"
I have so many questions
I feel like there was a missed opportunity in SoN to bring up the fact that Percy was a legit fugitive when he was 12 and had national TV coverage in which his crimes were turned into a kidnapping.
Could you imagine? Percy, Frank, and Hazel are on their quest and suddenly some mortal goes “omg you’re that kid who like blew up a building or something, right??? Like 5 years ago???”
And Percy doesn’t have his memories so he’s there like “uhhhhhh maybe?” And they find a documentary online and Percy is so bewildered that this was apparently his life.
me aged 22 and me aged 12 meeting on the cosmic plane to discuss the Percy Jackson And The Olympians live action disney series
Percabeth Kid HCs
…I am weak and for whatever reason my mind decided to focus on next gen. I regret nothing. Here we go:
- Kid #1 is Grace (named after Thalia and Jason) and Kid #2 is named Lucas aka Luke (Percy’s idea surprisingly - for sentimental reasons, obviously… plus, OG Luke was close to Annabeth, and lastly - and Percy will never admit this - he likes giving his son the name of someone who spited the gods that badly).
- I enjoy the idea of Percabeth having a child who is very similar to Percy in personality and isn’t the most observant, but has a very specific area of intelligence… so this is Grace in a nutshell.
- Like, she doesn’t know that New York’s capital is Albany but she knows off the top of her head that 325 x 46 is 14,950. Due to this, people always forget she actually could be considered a genius.
Camper: wow, this… plan is actually really good, Grace. How did you think of this?
Grace: my grandmother is Athena, dipshit. Now stop discussing battle strategy so I can ask the important questions - tacos. Are they sandwiches or what?
- Then you got Luke who is very studious like Annabeth so you know he’s an intelligent guy and he’s very calm and collected and reasonable but every once in awhile someone really pisses him off and - while outwardly he’s very polite - a bathroom or something might explode in the background. Everyone is low key terrified of him.
Camper: um, so, uh… It looks like someone, um, stole your book… probably someone from the Hermes cabin…
Luke: oh no! That’s unfortunate! *ground shakes* I hope we can find it in time (:
Camper: in time for… What?
Luke: just in time (: *water pipe breaks*
Bonus
Grace: I think I might like girls…
Luke: You… You didn’t know? Wait. Grace, you’re literally dating someone. I - damnit, one second. I’m trying to figure out this equation. What’s the Earth’s diameter?
Grace: 7,917.5 miles. Who am I dating?
Luke: You are objectively the worst person I’ve ever met.
- So, technically, both have abilities from Athena and Poseidon, but are both naturally inclined to one over the other. Ironically, they prefer the opposite to what they have bc of their personalities. So Grace’s godly strengths are naturally more Athena-like, but spends most of her time trying to tap into water powers. Luke is more on the Poseidon end of the spectrum, but desperately is working to be as smart and cunning as Athena.
- EYE SHIFTING. I can’t decide eye color so they get both. When deep in thought it’s stormy gray and whenever vibing with water they turn sea green. When neither is happening they are just a dimmed down greenish-gray.
- Grace uses a sword and Luke uses a spear.
- During one of their big adventures Grace is in deep trouble and without a weapon. She has limited time to pray to a god to help her. Nah. She’s like “fuck y’all, my dad may not be a god, but he’s reliable” so she prays to Percy and sure enough! Riptide appears to her 😌
*somewhere in New Rome*
Percy: I need to launch Riptide at that wall
Annabeth: what?
Percy: Grace needs me. I feel it. I gotta throw Riptide at the wall-
Annabeth: Grace-? She’s - where is my baby?!?!
- This is a little random, but now I’m just imagining how epic legos would be with Annabeth as their mom. Like, Grace and Luke ask their mom to help them build something with then and Percy walks in the room the next day to find a whole ass lego village and Luke is arguing with Grace about lego zoning laws.
- Luke inherits his mom’s yankee cap and uses it for all sorts of shenanigans. By shenanigans I mean spying. This boy has an ungodly amount of blackmail on literally everyone. The Aphrodite cabin revels in his power.
- Also, as mentioned above, Grace likes girls and her coming out to her family was VERY dramatic. So dramatic. The most drama.
Grace: mom… dad… I’m gay.
Percy: we… know? Didn’t you already come out?
Luke: Told you.
Grace: No! No, I didn’t! You knew?!
Annabeth: It wasn’t particularly subtle, Grace. But we are very proud of you and happy you’re comfortable to tell us-
Grace: I was anticipating something more dramatic than this.
Percy: Oh? I got you. Try again.
Grace: I’m gay.
Percy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I - I don’t understand! How did we miss the signs? I’ve never even seen you wear flannel! How did this start? Did someone give you a beanie? Did you listen to that youth band ‘Upset At the Club’? I’m so blinded by this -
Grace: …okay. I can get with this. Up the drama.
Percy: I don’t accept you. You are banished from this household - no, wait. I’m having a change of heart. I’m remembering you are my daughter and having flashbacks to you growing up. Your happiness is important to me. I self-reflect and decide my opinion of who you love doesn’t matter. I think of all the travesties in the world and know you are amazing and strong. I decide to buy a pride sticker to show my support. You are accepted.
Grace: Thank you, that was beautiful.
Luke: ….so, like, did Aphrodite trick you into marrying him or…?
Annabeth: sometimes I’m not sure.
- Luke falls in love with a mortal girl and is super angsty about the whole thing. She isn’t clear-sighted so he knows it would be hard for her to interact with his world. He goes to Grandpa Paul often to discuss this. Paul is super cool and just ‘if you really like this girl and she likes you then I would be happy to walk her through this Greek stuff. It was a little hard when dating Sally, but it worked out fine’ (:
- I should mention Grace and Luke are tight. They’re very close in many ways, but also annoy each other within 5 seconds of seeing the other. Whenever they go to Camp Half-Blood they tend to stay in Poseidon’s cabin since it’s empty BUT one of them always ends up in Athena’s because they fight so much.
- That being said… ride or die.
Grace: Don’t ask any questions but… I pissed off a god
Luke: Screw you, I’m gonna ask a question anyway - any chance for forgiveness or are we fighting a god?
- They both dye their hair constantly. It’s a whole thing. Nobody is really certain what their natural hair color is bc it changes from colors like blue or maybe black or blonde or red, etc… even their root color tends to be dyed, so people claim they’ve seen them have both blonde and black roots. The only thing they do know is that its curly like Annabeth’s, but it could be black or blonde. Remains a mystery. Percy and Annabeth won’t tell and all baby pictures are hidden.
- I know lots of people HC that Annabeth and Percy don’t get married bc of Hera, therefore, they both keep their last names. Sticking with that, Luke and Grace get to choose their surnames. For awhile, they were hyphened, but Grace HATED it because “Mom, I love you, but Grace Chase-Jackson just sounds so stupid” so she just went with Grace Jackson. Luke, on the other hand, was like “Forget her, mom. She’s rude and Chase is an awesome last name” so he’s Lucas Chase.
- Aunt Estelle is their favorite person ever and that’s it. That’s all you need to know. Also, Grandma Sally is adored and whenever they visit they make her read her books out loud to them.
- No quests are allowed for either of them. Percy and Annabeth downright REFUSE. At one point, the gods literally just kidnap them to ask them to complete a quest and you got Percabeth going full PTA parent on them afterwards.
Percabeth, to the gods: They are NOT your children. You had absolutely no right-
Grace and Luke: Look! We killed Medusa!
Percabeth: Omg! Wow! That’s so amazing! We’re so proud! We’re gonna have to get something special for dinner tonight! Why don’t you go pick out what you want? Uh huh andddd they’re gone. The audacity. The disrespect. You can’t just KIDNAP them without even telling us or having the common decency…
- These poor children have to deal with the burden of having hot parents and all the other campers thirsting over them RIP.
- They have a weird relationship with their grandparents. Athena and Poseidon don’t really have grandchildren… Their Roman counterparts don’t even have grandchildren, so they don’t know what to make of one another. Grace and Luke aren’t super impressed by them bc they are the reason their parents’ lives were so difficult. Also, their mortal grandparents are bomb af so Athena and Poseidon don’t hold a candle to them. Still, Annabeth and Percy try to nudge the relationship along…
Luke: I give this offering to Poseidon and Athena… Um, I respect you. Hope we’re cool. My dad said we should so this every so often so we aren’t blasted…
Grace: I give this offering to Hades and Apollo for having a super attractive granddaughter. I - MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, LUCAS! IT IS MY OFFERING AND I - whatever. Fine. I give this offering to Poseidon and Athena for having a super attractive granddaughter-
- During another one of their big adventures Luke ends up meeting Athena and Poseidon. He’s pretty shook by the whole experience, but tbh Athena and Poseidon are even more shook because this boy really saw these powerful gods and said ‘I’m so honored you’re here and want to help me, but I kind of want to get out of this myself’ and then he that mad lad escaped whatever near-death experience he was facing without their aid.
- At one point I want either Grace or Luke to turn evil for a hot second. Maybe possessed or brainwashed or something else, but I want these two to be pitted against one another and reach full angst potential.
- btw there’s always this younger kid hanging around them. Like, maybe 4 years younger than Luke and everyone just assumes it’s an unclaimed demigod who is starstruck. Then at one point someone hears “Zoë go back inside or else I’ll tell mom and dad” and the entire camp just riots because THERE IS A THIRD-
Nico picking up second-hand medical knowledge from Will and Will just… Losing His Mind™️ over it.
Nico: tbh based on the angle I would say it’s a compound fracture and it will need to be set before doing anything else
Will:…please marry me.
Nico: what? Why? You definitely knew that?
Will: say “stethoscope” next
Nico: ???
Piper: adorable but I can’t feel my arm
PIPER
I”M-
OOOOOF
As adorable as I find this, I’m your local anatomy nerd and I need you to know that compound fractures are fractures that stick out of the skin and need surgical intervention
yeah….
Thank you for this correction @as-the-stars-foretold. I would now like to provide an updated version of this post 😂
Nico: tbh based on the angle I would say it’s a compound fracture and it will need to be set before doing anything else.
Will: Actually, that’s not right. A compound fracture woul - wait. Are you interested in healing?
Nico: uh, well. Not rea-
Will: I CAN TEACH YOU!!!
Nico: Wait. I just wanted to impress you. You don’t have to-
Will: I’ll get you my old textbooks! Forget date night, we can have study night!
Nico: Ummm. I… do like helping you, Will, but-
Will: This is going to be so much fun! I’ll get some study materials - be right back!
Piper: And he’s gone. Hey, future Dr. di Angelo??? Can you heal me first??? Remember me?? Remember my arm???
Nico: What just happened?
Piper: You made the classic mistake of trying to impress your boyfriend and now you are terrible healer-in-training who won’t heal my arm.
Percy keeps hairbands on his wrist for when Annabeth needs one and Piper notices and starts going to him when she needs one and so does Hazel and when Estelle is old enough he always has one for her and at some point Nico’s hair is long enough to where he’s also thrown in the mix so Percy just has dozens on hair bands on his wrists and at some point it becomes part of wardrobe.
Then, at one point, a new camper who is maybe like 10 or 11 asks Percy for one and he hands it over only to realize this child can’t put their hair in a ponytail at all. By this point, he has experience via Estelle so he braids their hair back for them and long story short you have a bunch of shaggy-haired kids at Camp Half-Blood lined up to get their hair braided by the Hero of Olympus.
goth kids and their weird cousin
Maria di Angelo finally showing herself in ghost form on the day of Nico and Will's wedding
She more or less just says "I love you, I'm proud of you" before disappearing
Nico immediately sobbing because up till then he honestly wasn't sure what his mom would think of him being gay, if she'd be supportive, if she'd think it was disgusting, if she loved him enough to ignore the catholic teachings of the 1900s, or if she would've disowned him altogether... There wasn't any way to be sure.
But now... She sent a clear message she loves Nico and loves him for every part of himself.
Apollo turns to Hades and asks, "You set that up for him? So he could see his mom on his wedding day?"
Hades nods. "Yes, she wanted to be here"
Then Apollo frowns "...shit all i got them was a waffle maker"
*Hades gives judgemental side-eye*
"It was listed on the wedding registry okay!"
*the happy couple walks up to their fathers, respectfully*
Will: thank you both for coming. Lord Hades, thank you so much for bringing Nico's mom to see him. It really meant a lot to both of us, but especially Nico
Nico: *still a crying mess from seeing his late mother*
Will: and uh... thanks for the waffle-maker, Dad. :)
Apollo *resisting the urge to strangle Hades*: it's the least i could do :)
Hades: yes the very least
Apollo, internally: B i t c h
Apollo and Hades low key becoming competitive in-laws is something I never knew that I needed tbh.
soooo i just found your blog and i fell in love and I came across the Triton & Percy bonding post, and I was wondering if you could post it if you ever end up making it a thing 🥺❤️
omg thank you! I was actually just obsessing over that fic idea like... five minutes ago lol. I’ll definitely post something here as soon as it’s up (I’m like 98% sure it’s gonna be a thing). Maybe next week? We’ll see how much self-control I have 😬
here is the link to the archived post that it talks about https://caffinatedflumididdle-archives.tumblr.com/post/684590123939233792/okay-but-like-triton-and-percy-would-be-a#notes
So, Poseidon stops by Sally’s apartment to invite Percy to Atlantis and he’s being super polite and making sure Sally is okay with it, but what this poor god wasn’t expecting was PAUL to pop up and start asking questions like…
I know he can breathe underwater, but would he be okay with the drop in pressure?
Do you have food he can eat? Percy doesn’t eat seafood so you have to have real, mortal food for him.
Have other demigods been to Atlantis before? Were they okay?
Are the other gods going to be upset with this? Percy won’t be blamed for being there, will he?
What if he gets sick or hurt? Will anyone know how to treat him? I - he’s still half-human, Sally! I don’t think the doctors down there are trained to handle humans!
How long will he be staying exactly? Will he be in the castle? You said it’s under construction still - is that safe?
How does your wife feel about this? Not to cross any lines, but I’ve read up on some stuff Hera has done and if Amphitrite is similar than idk how I feel about that…
And poor, poor Percy is sitting there absolutely mortified like “Paul… Paul, I’ve been there before it isn’t a big deal - I…I’ll call you when I get there, okay? I’ll bring my own food or something. Paul. I’ve fought in two wars this is not the most dangerous thing I’ve done. Paul, please-”
Poseidon isn’t sure how he feels about this development at all, but Sally doesn’t seem alarmed since she’s just there smiling before she turns to Poseidon like “And how have you been? (:”
this little baby girl's power....truly unmatched