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Fuck

[titsay]

it's me and my caffeinated drink against the world

[lnaliazmcithilien]

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

[flootzavut]

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

[aahsokaatano]

Holy shit

[necrxticstardust]

It also seems to get rid of sponsored posts

[caats]

[privatelydiscoveredmoments]

[geocaprican]

[petalpetal]

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

[shalpilot]

what?

[petalpetal]

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

[anonymous-ivplay]

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

[haruko-deactivated20240313]

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[memeuplift]

[nocontextplease]

[caiti-fuckit]

He feels bonita :3

[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

[catasters]

[teathattast]

pov u are a pringle

[sacred-portal]

[daily-spooky]

[deepfriedanon]

NEW PEOPLE ON TUMBLR

NEW BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

NEW SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[deepfriedanon]

RELEASE THE MOSQUITOES AND HARVEST THE BLOOD

[deepfriedanon]

RELEASE THE... how do you harvest skulls again?

[miss-fagg0t]

I use a melon baller

[deepfriedanon]

BRING FORTH THE MELON BALLER

[important-animal-images]

[the-tree-line]

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

[the-tree-line]

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

[kaijutegu]

personally i prefer semaphore

[iridescent-lightning]

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that