Hey Y'all, It's Xylo

23 // Portland // much love! // they/them

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[adulthoodisokay]

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[yearns-in-lesbian]

reblog to give your friend a bad day

[dinosoverhumans]

this is the monalisa of tumblr

[matt-murdockk-deactivated202203]

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

[anonymouse-the-asian-deactivate]

this is it, this post started it all

[best-of-reblogs]

[exit-path]

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

[cherokeefrank]

[hel7l7]

The question is: Can I live without ever wanting to become that person again?

Keep reading

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

daddy is coming home again kids

[smolmeg]

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Baby shark the coming of the lord

Baby shark the coming of the lord

[abduction]

[hel7l7]

How can you still be so kind? 

[oska-the-frog]

Who would've thunk

[hel7l7]

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

‘gaslight gatekeep girlboss’ this and ‘mansplain manipulate malewife’ that.

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

what about reduce reuse recycle

[meangirlnurse]

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

[meangirlnurse]

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

[meangirlnurse]

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

[meangirlnurse]

wait

[besarelcielo]

age 20-25 is like i am a baby i am a grown woman i am but a small girl i am the oldest and wisest woman alive i just began to exist i am but an embryo

[fakeblondeabigailhobbs-deactiva]

microdosing on catholicism by quoting the jennifer’s body “saint jude patron saint of lost causes give me the power to crush this bitch” line whenever im faced with a task i don’t wanna do 

[metapod]

[memories]

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 03/14/2012 12:51:17 AM.

[valtsv]

gay, straight, whatever. we all want someone to take us to the aquarium.