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does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

wow

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

tamamoland-with-a-gun

me getting 10,000 dollars a week would solve not only all of my problems but also probably most of my friend's problems too

tyronepowerbottom

couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

ralfmaximus

Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

beesmygod

commissions i did for a good friend!!! these were a really fun challenge and you can tell i hit my stride in the second one

beesmygod

one more repost

gokusclit

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

queer-as-city-folk

Homophobic bigots get shit thrown at the stimboard

aodhanjam

queer-as-city-folk

I tried to find a gif of it and couldn't, if anyone has a gif of farage getting milkshaked, please send it to me

queer-as-city-folk

One had been sent in!!!

segamascott

funtergeist

Man im just doing bullshit

bugwars

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

azurele

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

kvetches

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

qqchurch

rickybabyboy

teach me youre ability

theriverbeyond

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.