sunfish bastard

currently busy losing my mind over seong hyeonje

[calicomold]

Sylus' bedtime routine is actually so convenient.

Whenever mc can't sleep at night, she would always call/visit Sylus. Sometimes, he'll be going out to pick fights, and she'll join him, going back to work with dark eyebags the next day.

Other times, she'll just find herself a space in his bed even if Sylus himself is doing other things. Just being in his close proximity makes her feel more secure.

And sometimes, she'll just chat with him about silly things, playing the online version of kitty cards. He will stay on call with her until she falls asleep, often not hanging up right away so he can see her sleeping face.

[ad-hawkeye]

after so many years. i finally get the artemrosa dynamic i've always wanted: complaining about work and their boss together

[minfonica]

[ruerock]

im sure someone already made a post about it but i came across a ublock origin add-on that blacklists around 950 AI websites and disables AI overview ☝️ so u can be free from seeing AI in your search

[kaijutegu]

Your irregular reminder that you should have ublock origin installed for a significantly better internet experience. advertisers have tried to make it as shitty as possible; fight back! Give yourself an online experience worth enjoying!

[eziojensenthe3rd]

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards

The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!

[suchine-toki]

Do you know what would be a lighthearted way to bring Takasugi back? make the Joui 4 go to hell with the help of Gedomaru to recover his soul

[miyuskye]

I miss my wife...

[calicomold]

i care deeply, however i must not show that i care deeply

[love-and-deepspace-incorrect]

Rafayel: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?

MC: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*

MC: I didn’t hear it.

[calicomold]

my buddy, my best bro Zayne

[sexboobomb]

the tumblr experience is that you're flirting with a local trans girl for a week or two and are just about to schedule a date except then her blog gets nuked before you can add each other on discord and then the broken tumblr search makes it impossible to find her new blog

anyway uhh mae if you see this hiiiiiii 👉👈 i still really wanna go to the reptile zoo with youuuu

[sexboobomb]

im watching literally every single note on this post like a hawk for her btw

i am not messing around i want my reptile zoo date with this woman and there are very few things that will stop me

[sexboobomb]

yea im kinda baffled myself like this was just supposed to be me vaguely shouting into the void assuming she'd remember my blog and just come message me again when she remade except that its now got more than double the notes of my second most popular post and it just keeps fuckin going??

tumblr really just craving a modern retelling of romeo and juliet with tgirls and lizards i guess. idk.

[aromanticsky]

[ID: tag: #entire userbase coming together for this one /end ID]

[ficklejarr]

// honkai star rail 1.2

"reunited" pt. 1

astral fam reunited with dan heng but make it a teensy bit dramatic 😋

(had fun doing this liddol comic i was so excited to post it here 🥹)

link for bonus part:

// honkai star rail 1.2

"reunited" pt. 2 (bonus!) link for pt. 1: "reunited" pt. 1 astral fam reunited with dan heng but make it a teensy bit dramatic 😋 (had fu

[myuminji]

Just a comic about Rem Saverem.

Nai loved his mother, he truly did. If not, why would he grace her mercy to escape the ship with them? Why wouldn't he kill her himself, and instead left fate to decide upon her demise?

He loathed the Rem he sees in Luida, the Rem he sees in Meryl, the Rem he sees in Vash; he hates the 'Rem' that was crafted in his mind over the years, haunting him wherever he go. But would he hate the actual Rem had he seen her again?

Nai loved her just as much as he hates her, and he hates that he loved her, just as much as he hates the humanity both his loved ones had chosen over him.

[turtleybeachin]

I forgot how absolutely ABSURD the anti-lucifer league is.

Lesson 17-20, Satan and Belphie create the Formerly Anti-Lucifer League and drag MC along to do their first prank. They need to break into his locked/warded study in the library, and are trying to guess the password Lucifer would speak aloud to gain entry.

.... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your spoken fanfiction, boys, please. Don't mind me. ????? 😂😂😂

Like okay, the Diavolo is everything, I would die for you Diavolo, fine, we're trolling. I get it. He's a little too fond of his prince.

But the I love you so much it hurts? The there's nothing I wouldn't let you do to me?? The in fact there's so much I wish you WOULD do to me??? I think I've read those smutty fanfics, did they read the same ones or were they ghost-writing those?

Anti-Lucifer League meets up once a week to read their DiaLuci fanfic to the group. Mephisto is part of the fanfic shipper club. They sit around a laptop furiously typing up their 73 chapter slowburn romance novel of Diavolo and Lucifer, where Lucifer is a desperately daydreaming sub longing for his prince and not realizing the affections are already returned.

They end each club meeting by reassuring each other this is definitely trolling Lucifer and they all definitely hate him and this whole thing is just because they don't like him at all and that's why they're doing this and for no other reason.

(Diavolo has Barbatos steal him a copy of their work in progress and he reads it as a bedtime story. He wanted to give them notes but Barbatos pointed out that would alert them to his theft of their secret project and would likely halt its completion and also humiliate those involved.)

[i-write-things]

Obey Me! D&D joke

Mc: You enter the dungeon, and on the far side of the room you see....a door.

Asmo: Can I...seduce the door?

Mc: No, you cannot.

Mammon: Can I seduce the door?

Mc: Also no.

Levi: I punch Mammon.

Mc: Mammon, you take four damage.

Mammon: Well, I transform into a beaver!

Mc: You....do that.

Mammon: Now can I seduce the door?

Mc: Still! No!

Levi: I punch Mammon again.

Mc: ...three more damage.

Satan: Can I fight the door?

Mc: No!

Belphie: Uh, I also would like to fight the door.

Mc: Nobody can fight the door!

Satan: I! FIGHT! THE! DOOR!

Mc: You lose!

Satan: ...I fight you...

Mc: Satan, take a walk.

Lucifer: Is the door dead or alive?

Mc: Its...a door?

Lucifer: Can I...enslave it's soul?

Mc: How would you even-? No.

Diavolo: Can I build a better door?

Mc: You want to build a better door?

Diavolo: I aquire lumber from the surrounding forest.

Mc: Okay, you...do that.

Beel: Is... the door locked?

Mc: No, it isn't.

Beel: I open the door.

Mc: You do so. Inside is one small treasure chest!

Asmo: I seduce the treasure chest.

Mc: No!!!

[hellsauce-noodles]

[At a student council meeting probably]

Levi: Finished 7 Deadly Sins so I guess I really am gonna have to start watching Naruto now :/

Diavolo: Is 7 Deady Sins a show? Or have you finished with all the sins like a checklist?? And now Naruto is the eighth sin???

Lucifer: *sigh* You’ll learn not to question him.

[pussifer-deactivated20200926]

what diavolo means: is lucifer giving birth again?

[obeythekiwibird]

I am here to ruin everyone's day

[hellsauce-noodles]

...

y'know i kinda regret making this post now

[calicomold]

I am seeing this again after a few years and i have to say that it is by far the funniest om media i have ever seen.

I am saddened that there are not more people I can share this with.

[calicomold]

how do childe's parents look?

both blue eyes and ginger hair are recessive genes, as such, the chance to possess those attributes is lower compared to other colours. however, against statistical probability, teucer shares the same features. it makes me wonder if both of childe's parents have ginger hair and blue eyes.

but if one of them has different hair and eye colour, couldn't it mean his other siblings posses those instead making them look completely different from childe?

and if so, would this further exclude childe from the family, because not only did he change after falling into the abyss but he also looks different than the rest of them except teucer.

although tonia is so vivid in my imagination as possessing orange hair and blue eyes, that i would not believe it if she looked different. and while not canon, childe's big bro alexei is also ginger in my mind.