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Hi, Calicy here. 2/27/1992, cat person, and an aspiring middle aged man. I’m down with all ships but my OTP is Me/Netflix - I call the ship Netfl(I)x. I like pretty things and funny stuff and smart thoughts and that's what I reblog but my overarching theme is "stupid" IFNJ.

[miirabel]

LA FAMILIA MADRIGAL + familial touch.

[calicy-imagination]

The Visa

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: F/M

Fandom: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)

Relationship: Spock/Nyota Uhura

Characters: Spock (Star Trek), Nyota Uhura, Amanda Grayson, Sarek (Star Trek)

Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Academy Era, Fake/Pretend Relationship

Language: English

Words: 4191

Nyota needs to stay on Vulcan when her visa expires and as Amanda mentions, and Nyota is VERY aware, Spock is available - to help. COMPLETED.

[calicy-imagination]

The Visa

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: F/M

Fandom: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)

Relationship: Spock/Nyota Uhura

Characters: Spock (Star Trek), Nyota Uhura, Amanda Grayson, Sarek (Star Trek)

Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Academy Era, Fake/Pretend Relationship

Language: English

Words: 4191

Nyota needs to stay on Vulcan when her visa expires and as Amanda mentions, and Nyota is VERY aware, Spock is available - to help.

[animalsnaps]

Dog snaps

[animalsnaps]

Dog snaps

[animalsnaps]

Dog snaps

[animalsnaps]

Dog snaps

[tomb-of-madeline]

Spring comic. Spring is when I miss living in the woods in Wisconsin the most, cool plants, morel mushrooms, my mom pulling wood ticks off my head… just wonderful.

If you like my comic and want to toss some money in my hat here’s a link.  

ko-fi.com/madmcgrane                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

[lesbianshepard]

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

[lesbianshepard]

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

[lesbianshepard]

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

[longestnight]

you wear an ancestor's face. you look like a woman you'll never meet. in that mirror, there's thousands of you. and in the bath, when you look down, she looks back, shaking and deforming in the ripples as she lies beneath the surface.

[shesnake]

Lucy Liu on what she hopes people take away from her art

[arrghigiveup]

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

[source] [vid source]

This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

[babyanimalgifs]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[geritsel]

Valin Mattheis

[superheroesincolor]

Black Panther #6 (2018)  //  Marvel Comics

T’Challa and the Maroons renew their war against the Empire. But N’Jadaka is watching — and he knows exactly how dangerous the Black Panther can be. Witness at last the rise of Emperor N’Jadaka and the Exalted Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda!

Story: Ta-Nehisi Coates, art: Paul Reinwand, Jen Bartel

Get the comics here

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[seatrench]

Marble Betta Splendens

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[hiddenflowerdesi]

Dogs when strangers come over be like:

[calicy-imagination]

@pinkmoos