Give Me A Happy Middle

Briana. She/her. 31. No thoughts just vibes.

[iwasjustdrinking]

“How could you begin? I can comprehend your going on charmingly, when you had once made a beginning; but what could set you off in the first place?”

[urie]

i looooooooove how annoying shane and ilya must be as the two best hockey players in the world just both of them being able to see the game at such an elite level and notice things no one else does and theyre basically speaking their own language to one another and saying things like "i dont even count a hat trick if its on an empty net if the goalie isnt there its NOT a real goal i think they should not count these" "absolutely if theres no challenge it isnt real" "exactlyyyyy" and they will say things like this in front of players who have Zero career hat tricks

[urie]

hayden is struggling in the postseason and says its bc he is "playing with a broken rib" and privately shane is thinking "okay but just one though jesus christ" and ilya is texting him like "is pike playing on severed legs" "broken rib" "ok???? just one????" and shane is like wow thank god finally someone who gets it

[rozanohwell]

I'm El Capitan.

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[call-me-icebox]

Staying Still is THEEEE most hollanov song I will not be taking comments someone make me an edit

[call-me-icebox]

Nobody asked but I fucking hate Mother’s Day :))))

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson via instagram story (15 April)

[handsywoman]

ilya rozanov reaction gifs [ 1 ] pt 2

[rylandsgrace]

#Welcome back, Sharpay

High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)

[hollzyer]

ilya post-nut morning haze posting shane fresh out of the shower after a lazy fuck and not realizing the consequences of his actions until the comments start rolling in

ilya came to his own twt post as the comments were appearing and then again to shane’s disapproving scowl

[galecstatic]

it's starting to get blurry here

[aemelia]

Imagine Shane doing the peloton commercial and Ilya messages him as soon as he sees it and is like “make them take this down. now. right now” and Shane’s like “why???? what’s wrong with it” and Ilya is like “too sexy. you will make entire population of canada explode from lust. is that what you want?? scott hunter has already died they just announced. heart attack. rip ⚰️ he will not be missed but still. is sad”

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

[anxeious]