Calli's Coven

25, she/her, witchy woman, bi, overwatch slut.

[garbage-empress]

*pops my throat open and starts shooting out my vertebrae like a pez dispenser*

[twines-moved-deactivated2020011]

tarot readings to help a bastard start hrt

hey lads im eden my first t appointment is on thursday (12/20, two days from when this post was made) and while i’m really excited to finally start hrt, the fact is i don’t have enough for the copay that is due at the time of the appointment. it’s $65 with my insurance for the specialty appointment at the clinic i’m going to and it’s really important to me that i am able to go to this appointment since it is very hard to reschedule, especially with me going to college a few hours away and for my own mental health… i have the majority of the money already for this but i also like want to be able to eat haha

i’m offering tarot readings primarily and will also draw shit, write you something, etc etc. but do be aware that im kind of slow when it comes to this stuff so it might take me 2-3 days before i can get your reading results back to you and so on. my prices are really low, drop me an ask or im or reply to this if youre interested. this is time sensitive so im willing to be flexible on pricing.

tldr please help me start hrt now that my goal is finally within reach.

venmo: stoat cash.me/$stoat

dm for paypal; dm me if you send money thru any of these so i can do a reading for you in return

thanks and happy holidays!

[spanish-g0ld]

this is sooooo fucked up. i’m livid

Click here to support Help bring justice to my son & I organized by Alina Chantrice

I was raped in 2016. That is how I got my son. As of yesterday, the jury decided that my case wasn’t enough so they dismissed all the char

[cosmic-noir]

She and her son deserve JUSTICE

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

[pr1nceshawn]

How Ironic.

[takashi0]

I almost feel like the star girl chose that quote on purpose.

[rockyp77-deactivated20190802]

Ha!

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

Parking enforcement got booted!

[claycaduceus]

insane clown posse man was at midwest fur fest in a fucking juggalo fursuit oh my god

[claycaduceus]

[mastermind-is-doing-her-best-de]

Hey so listen,

I don’t like making fun of furries to begin with, especially since they’re not all as bad as a lot of people make them out to be. But definitely, don’t lean on the horn with Violent J.

If you don’t know, Violent J is the leader of Insane Clown Posse. His daughter is a furry. Despite his notoriety, J isn’t rich at all. So you can imagine when his daughter ordered a fur suit and essentially got scammed (which, by the way, as someone who makes stuffed animals from time to time and alters clothes here and there– faux fur is pretty expensive if it’s the good kind. An entire suit out of the shit is a whole ass arm) they were pissed.

But instead of J just kinda shrugging it off or shaming her for being trickers or whatever, the man made a whole call out video to the company and set it up like a show.

So gawk if you want, but just know, Violent J is a supportive dad and I gotta give my props to him. I know I wish my guardian or mom would’ve gotten at least a bit interested when I went to my first anime con. It’s good to see he’s standing behind her like this.

[rasticore]

also his suit’s name is Kung Fu Joe and that’s fuckin great

[thatattoozone-deactivated201710]

[evilbuildingsblog]

This black cabin floats above the Norwegian landscape

[678i0u]

#such an angel

[comononito]

expression sheet :^D

this is kinda old but since i haven draw anything in days and i don’t know what to post soooo yep  /;’y/ 

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

[dare-i-say-asexual]

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

[dare-i-say-asexual]

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

[tsamthepoet]

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

[cheerfulmetaphysics]

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

[nerdyandyouknowit-deactivated20]

The hero the world needs

[bathedinflames]

I remember this. But I feel we’re missing some key points. When it happened, he was out jogging with his puppy:

He heard screams and sprinted towards them. He jumped a fence, saw a man pinning a woman down and immediately fly-kicked him in the face, knocking him out. He then gave the woman his jacket because her dress was ripped and got her a taxi home. She only managed to get in contact with him and tell the papers cause she later found his driver’s license in the pocket of the jacket.

“If I see a person in danger then I will intervene. I would not want to ignore it and then read the next day that a woman had been raped or murdered.”

And his message to the attacker:

“He is a coward and a man with no morals. I won’t forget his face.”

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

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[simvne]

I sing this twice daily lmao

[welpshesaid-deactivated20180819]

I’m adding this to my daily routine

[twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery]

Visit Original Link

[easybreezybeautifulthuggergirl]

twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs. Beautiful mistake.

[eyy-sango]

MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS. 

[sleepwalk-living]

How the fuck do you do this on accident. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE

[danielstaniel]

I might tag this with something stupid so I can always find it..

[ghostslament-deactivated2021030]

I want this as my ringtone

[ghostslament-deactivated2021030]

What if someone to found out all of these song names

[dil-howlters-porthole]

1) “In Too Deep” - Sum 41  2) “Misery Business” - Paramore 3) “Helena” - My Chemical Romance 4) “American Idiot” - Green Day 5) “Feeling This” - Blink 182 6) “Basketcase” - Green Day 7) “Stay Together for the Kids” - Blink 182 8) “Gives You Hell” - All-American Rejects 9) “The Rock Show” - Blink 182 10) “The Middle” - Jimmy Eat World 11) “I Caught Fire” - the Used 12) “Sugar, We’re Going Down” - Fall Out Boy 13) “That’s What You Get” - Paramore 14) “Five Mintues to Midnight” - Boys Like Girls 15) “Move Along” - All-American Rejects 16) “Stacy’s Mom” - Fountains of Wayne 17) “Dear Maria, Count Me In” - All Time Low 18) “Crushcrushcrush” - Paramore 19) “Here (In Your Arms)” - Hellogoodbye 20) “Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been” - Relient K 21) “Soul Meets Body” - Death Cab For Cutie 22) “The Future Freaks Me Out” - Motion City Soundtrack 23) “My Friends Over You” - New Found Glory 24) “Fat Lip” - Sum 41 25) “Teenagers” - My Chemical Romance “Perfect” - Simple Plan there you go, all the songs

[canwetalkaboutryanross]

Best accident ever

[muthafuckinusernames-deactivate]

That list made me tear up with joy

[d0nutfearthereaper]

Teenage-hood.

[spaceprincecato-deactivated2017]

we need an iTunes version from that

[cosmosate]

I LOVE YOU YOU HAVE CREATED A MASTERPIECE FEEL PORUD AND FIERCE U LIL FUCKER

[the-incedible-sulk]

THIS IS A FUCKING GIFT TO THE WORLD!!!

[coffins-archive-deactivated2019]

okay im going through the rules and stuff on matsodon rn and

sexworkers are good here as long as what they post is tagged. the gore thing is :// but like the person said sexworkers are supported here.

all of this. all of this is hot as hell. 

they actually have specific rules disallowing pedophiles and nazis+the terfs from the last screenshot.

dogpiling and harrassment and stalking is listed as a no go thank fucking god??

there is not one specific staff account as each member of staff has their own thing so it’d be most likely easier to get in touch with them

and the best part

a peek at the list of blocked domains?

ive legit been on this site for ten minutes and i feel safer on this site than ive ever been on tumblr. again im not like, leaving tumblr but this place is nice as hell.

the site itself is https://mastodon.social/  and im @extinction on there lets get this bread in a safe and orderly manner gays

[coffins-archive-deactivated2019]

btw this is okay to rb so more people know how sexy this place is

[fierybluebeacon]

I accidentally created the most soothing drink in the world after trying to recreate the hot honey drink in Ponyo! I guarantee it will remove all stress and troubles, I’ve had like 3 today because it makes me so happy

[seelseelbananapeel]

I JUST MADE THIS AND IT’S SO TASTY   *(*´∀｀*)☆   omgggg   ♥ ♥ ♥

[reedwulf]

Tried immediately after reading this: confirmed to be delicious.

I know it sounds kind of weird, but it’s mild and sweet and just the right temperature for immediate consumption in any weather. Definitely give it a try!

[shipping-the-gods]

Magick :3

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Now I must try this. It looks delicious. I always wondered how that drink would taste, and now I can find out!

[littleonabudget]

I’ve made this and can confirm that it’s delicious! Sweet and warm, it makes me feel safe and happy. I would definetly recommend trying it! 

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn