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[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[uwuspaceboy]

[idranktheeel]

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.

[bees-with-swords]

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[moonmoonthecrabking]

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

rip mabel pines you would’ve loved neopronouns

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

putting you on blast i cant just not share this

[neveragainfools]

Murph characters when anyone else DMs: beleaguered guy with a tough past he's trying to atone for, desperately trying to keep the party on-plot

Murph characters when Caldwell Tanner DMs: the most cartoonish and uncooperative motherfucker you have ever seen

[bivampir]

must representation be “good”? is it not enough to watch two men destroy each other's lives

[play-now-my-lord]

gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off

[carrotchipper]

party roles

[toskarin]

medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali

[valtsv]

being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.

[valtsv]

never lose sight of these words of wisdom

[machine-saint]

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

[easel-eisel]

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

[catchymemes]

[caesarsaladinn]

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

[caesarsaladinn]

finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813